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Things Our Mothesr Taught Us (Joke) by
CME
**** Things Our Mothers Taught Us *****
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just
finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME...
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Paint like Monet in 30 minutes ! by
Dow Thompson
Paint like Monet in 30 minutes !
You bet! its easy! its fun! and it looks great!
You can paint like I did using my new techniques. I will show you. Come
vist:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/givecolor/
And post questions and view other messages. there, You will learn how I did
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single mommy needs advice by
AMYLYNN S
hello my name is amy and i have a problem. my son is four and he is
going on vaction with my parents for about two weeks i was suposed to go
but my job could not find anyone to cover me. i drive a little yellow
school bus for a preschool daycare program. this will be the first time
he has been away...
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Car Accident by
CME
Just thought I'd let everyone know that my cousin, her daughter and my twin
sons were involved in a horrible car accident earlier today, and
unbelievably, no one was seriously hurt. My son Eli had to get some
stitches above his eyebrow, but that's about it. Michelle, phoned me on my
cell and I...
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One of those Days by
Moon Shyne
I got an email from a good friend this morning - I don't know her in person,
only on e-mail... and I consider her a friend, and respect her for the things
she's accomplished.
My son brought home his violin today, after his first lesson... and he practiced
for me :-)
All the homework is done, and...
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Arizona Single Parent Halloween Campout by
DesertDad
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
PHOENIX, AZ - Sept. 26, 2003
Single Parents Association will be hosting a campout and barbecue for single
parents and their kids from the Phoenix and Tucson areas. This event will be
located at the Picacho Peak State Park on Saturday October 25th in the Quail
group...
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Life Goes On- A second step group for Young Widow/Widowers by
Betty D
A discussion group for people under 55 years, who have been widowed for 2 or
more years and would like to share their experiences with others in the same
situation without having to re-live the pain of new widowhood, over and over
again.
http://www.topica.com/lists/lifegoeson
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September 27th 03 12:26 AM
by Betty D
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Update on Me & the Kids by
Joelle
Just thought I'd let ya all know how we are doing.
Isaac went back to public school, with a special education plan. One of the
problems was that he just cannot stay awake before 10 in the morning - so he
wouldn't do his work in school, get it for homework on top of everything else,
get...
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September 26th 03 01:28 PM
by Joelle
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Joke by
CME
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first
class section of a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue,
gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue,
gently wipes her nose and shudders quite...
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September 25th 03 02:46 PM
by Cheatum
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Getting to a resolution by
Carla
Hi,
I spoke to the principal today. She was still sick, she had surgery on
her gums the day before. I documented everything with dates, and
witness's and gave it to her. There was parents present last night and
one of them was willing to be open about it if I needed her to be, she
is a nieghbour...
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September 19th 03 06:51 PM
by dolores
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Walmart Joke by
CME
Shopping at WALMART
15 Things to entertain yourself at Walmart while your significant other is
taking their sweet time shopping.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they
aren't looking.
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September 18th 03 06:03 AM
by CME
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This joke made me chuckle by
CME
A lady who had been married for several years was growing more
and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
She considered various ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual
relationship and finally decided to purchase some crotchless
underwear she had seen in a lingerie shop.
One...
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September 16th 03 10:48 PM
by CME
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Joke by
CME
A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror
and says to her husband,
"I look, horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting
more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I
think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size".
Sitting down with her head in...
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September 15th 03 09:49 PM
by CME
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Family Court Protest Poughkeepsie, NY 9-26 by
Fern5827
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact:
Deb Lefebvre, Co-founder Sheryl Lane-McGrath, Co-founder
New York Family Rights Association New York Family Rights
Association
NY Representative, Families At Risk Director, Mid-Hudson VOCAL
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Lost and found by
dolores
I was watching a UK programme today called Des and Mel and they were asking
"Have you ever lost something and found it in a really weird place"....And I
though...hmmmm..no not really.....LOL...
Apparently London's "Lost and Found" take in 6000 items every day, ranging
from a barristers...
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September 14th 03 07:40 PM
by ©kat©
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spooky by
Tiffany
dolores wrote in message
...
Ok..what's going on..for the first time *ever* since I joined this n/g
there
isnt 5000zillion posts to download........
Has one of ye broke into my house, got past my windows password (which I
know is...
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Hypnotist Joke by
CME
The Hypnotist
It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing
Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see
the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike
most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up...
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September 14th 03 03:42 AM
by dolores
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