My name is Lisa Barker and I write a parenting humor column that I keep on my website: http://www.jellymom.com I invite you to stop by! You can subscribe for free at http://www.jellymom.com/subscribe.php Here's a sample of "JellyMom" Talent Overflowing At This House! © Lisa Barker

"Allen" wrote in message ... Mother Hickey, I wondered how long you would stay in hiding. Finally escape the doldrums of internet disaster? I've never been "in hiding," my son. I simply do most of my preaching these days to a...

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If you are a supporter of Women's' Rights, then I applaud you for your Human Rights efforts over the last 60 years. However, if you have not read, "The Gospel Writers," then you may only have scratched the surface of the social mechanism that keeps millions of women worldwide, like you,...

Banty wrote: I dunno why I would want that anyway. I prefer hardwood floors, myself, and tend to find crystal chandeliers pretentiously tacky. tristyn

How do you know when your child is old enough/mature enough to handle certain equipment like the vacuum or the stove? My 7 yr old likes playing the little home maker and she always wants to cook or clean. (yes, I know, I should be celebrating) I don't mind if she helps me cook, (yes, I always watch...

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Mike stop creating aliases that look like me giving you a reason to open your diaperboy page up again. Someone wants that page back up if its not you. I've seen several try to clone me since the closure of the site. Max Mustermann may be a Mike alias trying to...

How do you know? I hope so...he needs help. "Max Mustermann" wrote in message ... The FBI now knows that the Wart had sex with a six year old. They have took the wart of the streets for good. Vote...

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Some more things to consider about the excessive exposure to electromagnetic radiation suffered by almost everyone today. The brains of fetuses, infants and young children are going to be more susceptible to the effects of exposure due to their brains not being fully formed and also that their...

On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 23:08:05 -0700, (Irreverent cult member Mother ****er) gave us ANOTHER good laugh in message : I don't think what old John Kerry said about Dick and Lynne Cheney's wicked lesbian daughter...

Yes, I know that I started by calling him Wart, puke, and other such names and I apologize as this is unprofessional behavior. No question Steve needs some mental help, and no question law enforcement should be reading his posts. This is why my website...

Good Lord. I was reading some of the posts by this wart guy and he is nuts.

I just bought my 5 year old son a story from www.ustargames.com. He loves it!! it can be personalized with his photo to make him the main character and he name is read throughout the fun kite adventure story. Great!! The best part is that it is Educational and really fun. i enjoy playing it...

Tommie are you the guy who keeps on calling Steve Wart, and says that this puke needs mental help? Or you confined to just one user id. John ------- America is back from the attack on our homeland, back from the attack on our economy, and back from the attack on our way of life. We are back...

Dear All, My 3.8 years old boy is having a problem doing a poo. He will never do a poo in the toilet or the potty. He has no problem in wee, but poo only in his nappy if there no nappy he will hold it for even a day or more or ends up doing it in his pants. When he was much younger may a bout 2...

Hey Parents Thought of sharing this with all parents.I have been using EasyChild software for my two kids and its working great!!. Its a cool software and we have been using it from 4 months and it has brought great improvements for my kids both behaviors wise and studies wise. Check it out , i...

Xc1-A4_88-16_99 wrote: R. Steve Walz wrote: Steve we know what you and your ilk are into.. ---------------- Hahahahah! As if! No you don't, if you actually did, you'd agree with me.

In one age, called the Second Age by some, (an Age yet to come, an Age long past) someone claiming to be Xc9-A4_88-16_99 wrote in message 1168414.0JrF5RVEG5@FreeBSD: Roger wrote: In one age, called the Second Age by some, (an Age yet to come, an Age long past) someone...