Eating your offspring
It has been known for centuries that a woman's firstborn child is
always puny and stupid. Recent studies indicate that concerned moms should humanely kill and butcher their first child soon after birth so as not to get too attached, and freeze the remains (to be extra safe a woman might consider killing the first two). Later when carrying a child that might be more worth raising the mother should cook and eat the first child to help grow the one in her belly, producing a sort of super child. |
Eating your offspring
On 5/16/2010 4:49 PM, Goo - ****wit David Harrison, talentless *******
whelp of his own sister - lied: [load of ****] Not even close, ****wit. David Harrison - aka ****wit, aka Goo - a convicted felon and breeder of fighting dogs, doesn't have a tiny fraction of the talent needed to pull off a forgery like this. |
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