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Gary Sokolisch March 5th 11 10:30 PM

My Motehr; So Old; So Cold
 
42 when she spawned me, and so bitter.

All my trubles can be laid at her feet.

I grew up fantasizing for a mother like June Cleaver.

But got a "Mommie Dearest" instead.

Gary

news[_4_] March 6th 11 12:58 AM

My Mother; So Old; So Cold
 

"Gary Sokolisch" wrote in message
...
42 when she spawned me, and so bitter.


Old ovaries produce old ova which make impaired offspring.


All my trubles can be laid at her feet.


What about your rubles?


I grew up fantasizing for a mother like June Cleaver.

But got a "Mommie Dearest" instead.


Why would you want a fake mother?



Rhiannon[_3_] March 6th 11 01:02 AM

My Mother; So Old; So Cold
 
news wrote:
"Gary Sokolisch" wrote in message
...
42 when she spawned me, and so bitter.


Old ovaries produce old ova which make impaired offspring.


All my trubles can be laid at her feet.


What about your rubles?


I grew up fantasizing for a mother like June Cleaver.

But got a "Mommie Dearest" instead.


Why would you want a fake mother?


Because anything would have been better than the real one?

--
Rhi
"Okay, everyone who believes in
telekinesis raise my hand."



% March 6th 11 01:10 AM

My Mother; So Old; So Cold
 
Rhiannon wrote:
news wrote:
"Gary Sokolisch" wrote in message
...
42 when she spawned me, and so bitter.


Old ovaries produce old ova which make impaired offspring.


All my trubles can be laid at her feet.


What about your rubles?


I grew up fantasizing for a mother like June Cleaver.

But got a "Mommie Dearest" instead.


Why would you want a fake mother?


Because anything would have been better than the real one?



LOL , ooops , i forgot by her own admission she's not mentally stable

news[_4_] March 6th 11 01:16 AM

My Mother; So Old; So Cold
 

"Rhiannon" wrote in message
...
news wrote:
"Gary Sokolisch" wrote in message
...
42 when she spawned me, and so bitter.


Old ovaries produce old ova which make impaired offspring.


All my trubles can be laid at her feet.


What about your rubles?


I grew up fantasizing for a mother like June Cleaver.

But got a "Mommie Dearest" instead.


Why would you want a fake mother?


Because anything would have been better than the real one?


So sad, mothers can screw up their kids so bad that they still cry about it
50 years later, and continue to do so until they are dead.



Stan McCann March 6th 11 07:36 AM

My Motehr; So Old; So Cold
 
Gary Sokolisch wrote in news:73ot1xt2dsqk
:

42 when she spawned me, and so bitter.

All my trubles can be laid at her feet.

I grew up fantasizing for a mother like June Cleaver.

But got a "Mommie Dearest" instead.

Gary


Gary, BTDT seriously. Email me if you want to "talk."

--
Stan McCann

Rhiannon[_3_] March 6th 11 09:28 PM

My Mother; So Old; So Cold
 
news wrote:
"Rhiannon" wrote in message
...
news wrote:
"Gary Sokolisch" wrote in message
...
42 when she spawned me, and so bitter.

Old ovaries produce old ova which make impaired offspring.


All my trubles can be laid at her feet.

What about your rubles?


I grew up fantasizing for a mother like June Cleaver.

But got a "Mommie Dearest" instead.

Why would you want a fake mother?


Because anything would have been better than the real one?


So sad, mothers can screw up their kids so bad that they still cry
about it 50 years later, and continue to do so until they are dead.


Yes, they can. Some people heal from it and move forward and some can't.
For those who can't, the "crying about it 50 years later" is not some
personal flaw or weakness that warrants ridicule. Tragic is what it is. We
all do the best we can and hope we get to that place we need to be to have
some semblence of a life, but for those who can't, despite all their best
efforts, it's not their fault.

--
Rhi
"Okay, everyone who believes in
telekinesis raise my hand."



% March 6th 11 09:36 PM

My Mother; So Old; So Cold
 
Rhiannon wrote:
news wrote:
"Rhiannon" wrote in message
...
news wrote:
"Gary Sokolisch" wrote in message
...
42 when she spawned me, and so bitter.

Old ovaries produce old ova which make impaired offspring.


All my trubles can be laid at her feet.

What about your rubles?


I grew up fantasizing for a mother like June Cleaver.

But got a "Mommie Dearest" instead.

Why would you want a fake mother?

Because anything would have been better than the real one?


So sad, mothers can screw up their kids so bad that they still cry
about it 50 years later, and continue to do so until they are dead.


Yes, they can. Some people heal from it and move forward and some
can't. For those who can't, the "crying about it 50 years later" is
not some personal flaw or weakness that warrants ridicule. Tragic is
what it is. We all do the best we can and hope we get to that place
we need to be to have some semblence of a life, but for those who
can't, despite all their best efforts, it's not their fault.




i found 3 places where you could've used , " we " and didn't so you failed

albert.macintosh April 2nd 11 02:00 PM

I am remembering my Mother now.
I have not seen her from last 2 weeks.
I am missing her.


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