Malcolm, Stop Tormenting The Girls
 

It was 5th grade and Malcolm was at it again. So the nun marched him
down to the school's supply store, selected a girl's uniform -- a
brown and beige dress --, and made Malcolm wear the dress during the
afternoon session.

Not too many sentences were diagrammed properly that afternoon, nor
was much attention paid to the lesson on the battle of Hastings in
1066, because everyone's focus was directed toward the
suddenly-feminized, red-faced, and sulking Malcolm.

To add insult to injury, the nun sent Malcolm home to his parents with
a bill for the cost of the dress.

Abu Gharib 55 years ago.