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NEWS FLASH: THE DRUNKEN DWARF ENTERS REHAB FOR THE 1,000,346TH TIME.
Thousands of RuneScape players stormed the dwarvan headquarters today demanding that the Dwarf officials do something about that Drunken Dwarf. "It's just really irritating," one player commented. "Here I am, obviously in the middle of a fight for my life with a Blue Dragon, when this bloke shows up and demands I take a beer and a kebab from him. Like I have time for socializing right then. The dwarves have to take some responsibility!" Another player was overheard muttering, "It might be different if the beer were any good or the kebab actually tasted like something I wanted to eat or healed some health. But they aren't. I think the Drunken Dwarf is a little dodgy just like his kebabs." A spokesdwarf announced that officials were taking the complaints seriously and had talked the Drunken Dwarf into trying Rehab yet once again. "Well of course we are taking the players complaints seriously. We dont want the humans to think we are condoning public drunkenness. But you all have to understand, we have been dealing with the Drunken Dwarf for ages. He just really likes his beer." Not all dwarves are happy with the Dwarvan officials' response to the player protests however. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. You humans aren't very friendly are you? First off, you are always trying to kill us for our pick axes and weapons and the like. But when one of us tries to be a little nice it's, 'Aarrgh, what does that dwarf want now!' I mean all the bloke wants to do is give you a drink and a snack and say 'ello and you act like he is committing a crime," complained one dwarf who insisted on remaining anonymous. When asked if he thought this stint in rehab might do the trick the Drunken Dwarf replied, "hic." http://runescape-money.eu http://www.rs2-money.com http://www.rs2-gold.com http://www.buy-rs-gold.com http://www.runescape-golds.com http://www.guild-wars-money.com http://guildwars.virgolds.com/ http://www.buy-gil.com http://ffxi.virgolds.com/ |
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