"Kari" wrote in message
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terrible tommy's Childfree Almanac wrote:

A closed fly gathers no crotch fruit.

Those who try to make thier living on their back often end up on the
street.

Drive without the air bag end up in the emergency ward, boink without
the
latex bag end up in the maternity ward.



I sure am glad I wasn't drinking anything when reading this!

Sounds like that is an oddity for you... not drinking.