John Stone wrote:
A 2002 study of applicants for jobs as mall Santas or Santa's
"helpers"
reveals that 7% had misdemeanor or felony convictions within the past
seven years.

So don't leave your child on Santa's lap and wander off.
Y'know, even people who've made mistakes don't deserve to be screwed over
for the rest of their lives. Though one might argue that only being able to
gain employment as a mall Santa might be tantamount to that.

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tristyn
www.tristyn.net
"i have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
i do not think that they will sing to me."