"Wendy Marsden" wrote in message
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In misc.kids L.B. Sleuth wrote:
This
same malodor has been detected on my breath, on my socks, under my
toenails, and under the foreskin;

Well, THERE'S your problem. You never got circumsized. No wonder
you're
so screwed up!

Wendy

Hahahaha! GOOD one! g My nominee for "Post of the Month" on mkh.

It's a wonder M. Sleuth can type, i.e., that his fingertips haven't been
afflicted by blisters, or a God-awful burning sensation, or total
numbness, or that they haven't swollen to the size of golf balls, or...
(Or have they? I admit I didn't read his entire list of maladies; I was
afraid of laughing so hard that I'd spew a mouthful of coffee and ruin
*another* keyboard...)