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Old November 6th 07, 05:15 PM posted to misc.fitness.weights,rec.running,alt.parenting.twins-triplets
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Default The Runner's Physique

On Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:33:30 -0800, Prisoner at War
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On Nov 6, 10:31 am, wrote:


...and I'm the not-skinny, not-fat runner/lifter who bangs the runners
wives, while they are out banging the lifters transsexual wives, while
the weightlifters are banging each others butts in the locker room.
Frankly I stay up at night worrying I may be the only heterosexual guy
on any of these groups.




LOL! I also used to wonder whether I was the only straight-shooter
around, until I realized it was just that most of these groups were
full of old men!!


Trust me, you aren't (straight). Want proof? I'll give you the
"straight or gay quiz", and I bet you don't get past the first
question. Here goes:
1) Ever been in a mans locker room, naked, with other naked men,
except in high school?
If you answered "yes", you are gay.