wrote:
Amy wrote:

Hell, if reversals were easier, I'd have him get one now, and we could
reverse it when it's time for the spare. I kind of wish they could
install a little faucet on 'em, so if we want the swimmers on, they're
on, and if we want 'em off, they're off. Hot and cold running sperm.
Hahhaa...

You mean they should install a stopcock? ;-)

Helen,
You just made my whole evening. That was HILARIOUS! I even read it to
my husband and he thought it was pretty funny too.

Cathy Weeks