news wrote:
"Gary Sokolisch" wrote in message
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42 when she spawned me, and so bitter.

Old ovaries produce old ova which make impaired offspring.


All my trubles can be laid at her feet.

What about your rubles?


I grew up fantasizing for a mother like June Cleaver.

But got a "Mommie Dearest" instead.

Why would you want a fake mother?

Because anything would have been better than the real one?

--
Rhi
"Okay, everyone who believes in
telekinesis raise my hand."