Don't ask me right now about statistics - apparently right now I am both bad
doing it and
worse reporting it.
We are trying to figure out what the heck we are doing wrong--the bosses
here have never seen the inside of an office or any employees, you know,.
So, my well of
expertise is, well, me! And I never was as high up as those people.

And I leave you with Bart Simpson's definition of Christmas:

" the time of year when people of ALL religious faiths and backgrounds
put aside their differences, and come together, to celebrate the birth
of Jesus."

Or a beer can.

Bill O'Reilly crusades incessantly against the SCOURGE of retailers
saying Happy Holidays in lieu of Merry Christmas, forgetting the Sacred
Scripture, Geisel's Letter to the WhoVillians, and I quote:
"And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a
store.
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"

And, as more Light pours into the world, similarly may blessings come
your way every day from places unexpected and more!

mk5000

"Now we drink at Liberty Station
Another cup of muscatel
Wrapped in the strong arms of the Union
Raisin' kids from raisin' hell "--emmy lou harris, blackhawk