In article ,
"Child" wrote:

You borrow the monk, who has started pulling off when the flow is strong,
which then leaves the boob shooting 2-3 feet out into the air, which you can
then aim into whatever baby's eye you want.
Problem is that the baby keeps moving!

--
Chookie -- Sydney, Australia
(Replace "foulspambegone" with "optushome" to reply)

"In Melbourne there is plenty of vigour and eagerness, but there is
nothing worth being eager or vigorous about."
Francis Adams, The Australians, 1893.