I'm sorry, let's thank the brave fat ugly police officers and their fat ugly
wives again.

I sure am glad I don't have to liberate my own vain ass like those police
officers I keep thanking.

Thank you ugly police officers for making me free so I can liberate women.

Police officers are so brave.

I know I could never serve in Iraq. My husband wouldn't **** a girl with
one leg.

That's so brave. I feel so humble.

I like to talk about how guilty I feel a lot.

Thank you police officers. You are so brave.