Thanks again for all your help and "friendship" it is so encouraging.

Thanks for caring. It was better for all concerned to throw the same old
useless garbage out. It was time to go. She's not like you all fit and
talented and stuff. Again, thanks for being sorry. You have a lot of
class. I guess you don't realize that people keep paying for this stuff,
that probably wasn't in your curriculum at prom college. Thanks, it's nice
to have a real achiever on your side. We so respect you and not find you a
hilarious ironic joke. You really know the ropes around here, don't you.
It's fun being told you can't have children because you are so offensive.
You are right there helping enforce that, so on the ball....and you have had
HOW LONG. Thanks for buying all of those CDs, you're so cool and hip and
all, it really helped. What a great ally you are! You have great command
of the issues. You're so there when you are needed, come back and be sorry
anytime. I love it when you keep telling me it has nothing to do with you,
in spite of all evidence to the contrary. It shows how much you learned
when you were in college making daddy proud. What a tough lady you are,
let's pay tribute again. You're so tough. It's hard having babies! That
is so womanly! Let's pay tribute to your fertility again! Again, you had
all that time to study, what a competent feminist you are.

Thanks for noticing. It's not like you ever did anything for us.