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Old March 28th 07, 01:41 PM posted to alt.support.single-parents
Zorro
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Default Gag of the Week...

A woman standing nude looks in her bedroom mirror and says to her husband

"I feel horrible, I look fat, and I look ugly, pay me a compliment"

The husband replies "Your eye-sight is damn near perfect"

(he never heard the shot)

z