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Old April 1st 07, 04:14 PM posted to alt.support.single-parents
Zorro
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Default Gag of the Week...

Pinnochio goes to his maker and says every time he has sex with his
girlfriend she gets splinters

He suggests trying sandpaper.


A couple of weeks go by and he meets his maker again

Where's the girlfriend? the maker asks.


Girlfriend?


GIRLFRIEND ?


Who needs a girlfriend when you've got
sandpaper......................................

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Zorro