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Old May 12th 07, 10:33 PM posted to alt.support.childfree,misc.kids,alt.parenting.solutions
R. Steve Walz
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Default Are your children behaving badly?

Rabbit wrote:

Why, we have the largest genitals for our size in the animal kingdom
obviously because we DEMANDED them by doing better with than without
them! We quite literally went on strike against the world for larger
genitals because that is how we succeed, we bond sexually and form
cooeprative tribes.


Now that's just plain bullcrap. Anyone with an ounce of brainpower knows we
didn't demand larger genitals; they were sold to us by spammers on the
Internet.

Rabbit

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Amusing, but that very existence of spammers who might sell them to
us illustrates our ongoing speciel desire for the same!!! We could
have had ONLY a very simple TINY sperm packet deposition system that
only needed to be activated once per lifetime, like spiders, and it
could have passed the packet to the female with as little apparent
awareness of it as spiders manifest, namely none at all.

But it was obviously quite important to our inherent speciel dynamic
to have large and highly sensory genitals for the purpose of bonding
sexually in a pleasurable manner, and not merely once monogamously
with one other member of the opposite sex, but even to both sexes,
potentially, and to a number of other sex partners as well, and on
an everyday ongoing basis merely FOR ENJOYMENT, since that is the
vastly majority purpose of our sexual experiences!! Why, we would
have needed such a pleasure system even if we had a simple spern-
packet system for reproduction located on other parts of our bodies!

We have large sensitive penises and vaginas because those earlier
humans who had smaller ones were not as happy surviving as we were,
and failed to thrive and breed and succeed as well as we did!! This
can be construed specielly as "going on strike for better ****ing
conditions"!!!
Steve