LOL!

in article , Alicia Norm at
wrote on 6/20/05 1:23 PM:

For a moment, I was invisioning a new IPOD commercial with the silhouette
of a pregnant woman giving birth.

;-)


HMMMMMM....

Television has possibilities...

The cost of healthcare insurance has skyrocketed.

If law enforcement doesn't take action, eventually big employers (like
Apple) are going to mandate that obstetricians who serve their employees do
not close birth canals the "extra" up to 30%.

Just imagine: Obstetricians KEEP birth canals closed the "extra" up to 30%
when babies get stuck as they pull with hands, forceps and vacuums -
sometimes pulling so hard they rip spinal nerves out of tiny spinal cords.

(Surely everyone can agree that obstetricians should not get paid when they
keep birth canals closed the "extra" up to 30% as they rip spinal nerves out
of tiny spinal cords, right?)

Perhaps the iPOD commercial Alicia Norm envisions will be aired during some
law enforcement sitcom hilariously explaining to children what Steve B.
Harris, MD recently explained to me...

"Without enforcement," says Dr. Harris, "there is no law. Without law, there
is no
crime...These are elementary principles. Get an adult to explain them to
you."
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/3663

Pretty funny really - sordidly so given that Dr. Harris is silent about his
medical colleagues closing birth canals the "extra" up to 30% as they rip
spinal nerves out of tiny spinal cords.

Sorry to get serious.

Thanks Alicia for the cute vision of an iPOD birth commercial.