NEWS FLASH: THE DRUNKEN DWARF ENTERS REHAB FOR THE 1,000,346TH TIME.

Thousands of RuneScape players stormed the dwarvan headquarters today
demanding that the Dwarf

officials do something about that Drunken Dwarf.

"It's just really irritating," one player commented. "Here I am,
obviously in the middle of

a fight for my life with a Blue Dragon, when this bloke shows up and
demands I take a beer and a

kebab from him. Like I have time for socializing right then. The
dwarves have to take some

responsibility!"

Another player was overheard muttering, "It might be different if the
beer were any good or the

kebab actually tasted like something I wanted to eat or healed some
health. But they aren't. I

think the Drunken Dwarf is a little dodgy just like his kebabs."

A spokesdwarf announced that officials were taking the complaints
seriously and had talked the

Drunken Dwarf into trying Rehab yet once again.

"Well of course we are taking the players complaints seriously. We
dont want the humans to

think we are condoning public drunkenness. But you all have to
understand, we have been dealing

with the Drunken Dwarf for ages. He just really likes his beer."

Not all dwarves are happy with the Dwarvan officials' response to the
player protests however.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You humans aren't very friendly are you? First off,
you are always trying

to kill us for our pick axes and weapons and the like. But when one of
us tries to be a little

nice it's, 'Aarrgh, what does that dwarf want now!' I mean all the
bloke wants to do is give

you a drink and a snack and say 'ello and you act like he is
committing a crime," complained

one dwarf who insisted on remaining anonymous.

When asked if he thought this stint in rehab might do the trick the
Drunken Dwarf replied,

"hic."
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