Stern goofs on NodorO WAS New product offers glimmer of hope for men afflicted with foreskins!

" 2,000,000 boys born in the US annually were circumcised, the following
would be prevented during their lifetimes: 7,000 cases of HIV, 10,000
cases of syphilis, 20,000 cases of pyeleonephritis, 2,000 with
concurrent bacterema, 1,500 cases of hypertension, 150 cases of end
stage renal disease, 2,000 cases of penile cancer, 200,000 cases of
phimosis, and 250,000-500,000 cases of balanophimosis" - PROFESSOR
BRIAN MORRIS, 30+ years of unbias research on the benefits of
circumcision
\


As a medical doctor I concur. Circumcision also prevents male pattern
baldness, will keep you slim, ,ake you better looking and taller and prevent
the "crabs"

On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:01:19 +0000, Dr. Lippschitz wrote:


" 2,000,000 boys born in the US annually were circumcised, the following
would be prevented during their lifetimes: 7,000 cases of HIV, 10,000
cases of syphilis, 20,000 cases of pyeleonephritis, 2,000 with
concurrent bacterema, 1,500 cases of hypertension, 150 cases of end
stage renal disease, 2,000 cases of penile cancer, 200,000 cases of
phimosis, and 250,000-500,000 cases of balanophimosis" - PROFESSOR
BRIAN MORRIS, 30+ years of unbias research on the benefits of
circumcision
\


As a medical doctor I concur. Circumcision also prevents male pattern
baldness, will keep you slim, ,ake you better looking and taller and prevent
the "crabs"

Citations?

"Jake Waskett" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:01:19 +0000, Dr. Lippschitz wrote:


" 2,000,000 boys born in the US annually were circumcised, the following
would be prevented during their lifetimes: 7,000 cases of HIV, 10,000
cases of syphilis, 20,000 cases of pyeleonephritis, 2,000 with
concurrent bacterema, 1,500 cases of hypertension, 150 cases of end
stage renal disease, 2,000 cases of penile cancer, 200,000 cases of
phimosis, and 250,000-500,000 cases of balanophimosis" - PROFESSOR
BRIAN MORRIS, 30+ years of unbias research on the benefits of
circumcision
\


As a medical doctor I concur. Circumcision also prevents male pattern
baldness, will keep you slim, ,ake you better looking and taller and
prevent
the "crabs"

Citations?

I'll have to agree with my colleague Lippschitz. Men with mutilated cocks
rarely get close enough to a female to catch the crabs.

Jake Waskett wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:01:19 +0000, Dr. Lippschitz wrote:


" 2,000,000 boys born in the US annually were circumcised, the following
would be prevented during their lifetimes: 7,000 cases of HIV, 10,000
cases of syphilis, 20,000 cases of pyeleonephritis, 2,000 with
concurrent bacterema, 1,500 cases of hypertension, 150 cases of end
stage renal disease, 2,000 cases of penile cancer, 200,000 cases of
phimosis, and 250,000-500,000 cases of balanophimosis" - PROFESSOR
BRIAN MORRIS, 30+ years of unbias research on the benefits of
circumcision
\


As a medical doctor I concur. Circumcision also prevents male pattern
baldness, will keep you slim, ,ake you better looking and taller and prevent
the "crabs"

Citations?
---------------
None since his DUI in '85.
Steve

"Brandon D Cartwright" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:46:12 -0800, "R. Steve Walz"
wrote:

Jake Waskett wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:01:19 +0000, Dr. Lippschitz wrote:


" 2,000,000 boys born in the US annually were circumcised, the
following
would be prevented during their lifetimes: 7,000 cases of HIV, 10,000
cases of syphilis, 20,000 cases of pyeleonephritis, 2,000 with
concurrent bacterema, 1,500 cases of hypertension, 150 cases of end
stage renal disease, 2,000 cases of penile cancer, 200,000 cases of
phimosis, and 250,000-500,000 cases of balanophimosis" - PROFESSOR
BRIAN MORRIS, 30+ years of unbias research on the benefits of
circumcision
\


As a medical doctor I concur. Circumcision also prevents male pattern
baldness, will keep you slim, ,ake you better looking and taller and
prevent
the "crabs"

Citations?
---------------
None since his DUI in '85.

Howard's DWI was in 1996.

LOL!

"Darrin" wrote in message
...
On Jan 11, 5:30?pm, Jake Waskett wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:01:19 +0000, Dr. Lippschitz wrote:

" 2,000,000 boys born in the US annually were circumcised, the
following
would be prevented during their lifetimes: 7,000 cases of HIV, 10,000
cases of syphilis, 20,000 cases of pyeleonephritis, 2,000 with
concurrent bacterema, 1,500 cases of hypertension, 150 cases of end
stage renal disease, 2,000 cases of penile cancer, 200,000 cases of
phimosis, and 250,000-500,000 cases of balanophimosis" - PROFESSOR
BRIAN MORRIS, 30+ years of unbias research on the benefits of
circumcision

As a medical doctor I concur. Circumcision also prevents male pattern
baldness, will keep you slim, ,ake you better looking and taller and
prevent
the "crabs"

Citations?

All his citations come certified: from the sanitarium! ehe -D, NYC "I
can't help feeling sorry, though, for an inventor who got cheated out
of having his name identified with his creation. The dirigible
airship, supposedly the creation of Count Zeppelin, was actually the
brainchild of an obscure Jewish inventor,

So obscure that no one has ever heard of him but Darinski lol


David Schwarz, in 1892.
Before he could make his trial flight he died, and Count Zeppelin
bought the patents from his widow. If life were fair, we would really
point up to the sky whenever we see a Zeppelin and yell out, "There's
a Schwartze!"





ehe And of course then the rock group would also have to
be known as Led Schwarz!" ehe - THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO JEWISH
HISTORY AND CULTURE by RABBI BENJAMIN BLECH..

I bet that sold a few copies haha




"We must study in greater
detail than their neighbors, these numerically and geographically
insignificant Jews, who gave to the world one of its greatest
literatures, two of its most influential religions and so many of its
profoundest men" - WILL DURANT (The Story Of Civilization, Volume
I).."At these colleges and others, Jews are valued for what sounds
like a stereotype - that Jews are smarter, for instance. Yet the
numbers proclaim something like that to be the case. On the recent
College Boards, Jews averaged 1161.

At my old prep school we averaged 1375 and there were like 3 jews in the
entire school lol



Unitarians did somewhat better
(1209), but the national average was 1020. At the elite Ivy League
schools, Jews make up 23 percent of the student body.

Now, don't you find that odd? 1 % of the population taking up so many
places. Wasn't Doobya Bush at Harvard lol



They are a
measly 2 percent of the U.S. population"

It's actually 1% and we're trying to get that number down lol


"Jewish students, by culture
and by ability and by the very nature of their liveliness,

That "liveliness" is aslo known as psychosis.



make a
university a much more habitable place in terms of intellectual life,"
Vanderbilt's chancellor, Gordon Gee, told the Wall Street Journal.
"The very nature of their liveliness? Is this man out of his mind?
Actually, no. Gee is speaking both a specific truth and a larger
truth: Not all groups are the same"

Some are sane and human.





- RICHARD COHEN, Washington Post,
"A Study In Differences" - RICHARD COHEN (Washington Post, "A Study In
Differences")