Kids' latest Obsession

this madness must stop!!!!
by that i mean: what the heck, shut up!!!
by that i mean: buy the newest version of tom pants in stores all
around the magical land of Lochenjons today!!!
by that i mean: what was i saying the first place?
by that i mean: by which i mean
which means, in the native language of Lochenjons
"nakanakanakanakanakanakakaka kaboom-shikkashikka"
which translates into French: "ze hook"

Something tells me your drunk. On another note you obviously lack the
Hook. You baggage is probably way too pronounced, seeing as you don't
even own tom pants.