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marriage strike by *men*? I beg to differ...
"Lost" wrote in message reenews.net... "MCP" wrote: http://eternalbachelor.blogspot.com/ Women are getting desperate and men are running away Ain't that the truth. The marriage strike by men is biting hard. I glanced through the personal ads in my local paper for a laugh today, wondering if there was anyone I could use an example for this post. The very first ad I set my eyes upon was a perfect example! It's of some 33-year-old single-mother. She's a secretary, never married, has a 10-year-old boy from a "previous relationship that's just ended" and describes herself as "cuddly". If a woman claims she is "cuddly" in her personal ad, that means she's plain ol' fat. Unless she says that she's as thin as a rake, she's fat. If she does say that she's as thin as a rake, she's probably chubby. In fact it invariably means she's physically similar to Cthulhu. In fact, imagine Cthulhu with big flappy tits and a tramp-stamp. We're getting close to your average man-hungry Britskank here. For the benefit of those outside the feminist republic of Britain, a tramp-stamp is a tattoo on a female. Men used to jokingly tell their sons never to marry any woman who had more tattoos than themselves. Now they tell them, very solemnly, never to marry a female who has or who ever has had a tattoo. You'll never meet a tattooed virgin. Anyway, back to our cuddly woman who is Seeking Him. In describing her ideal Him, she says: My ideal match would have the looks of Brad Pitt, the humour of Peter Kay and the bank balance of David Beckham (and legs like him too!) But hey i'm realistic - must have a good sense of humour, easy going, have decent music taste, enjoy the company of friends, be loyal, romantic and be able to handle the demands of a girl like me - crikey am I still asking for to much! Erm...so she claims she's realistic but is expecting a handsome, witty and rich man? What eligible man of such a description would want to date a fat thirty-something single mother? Jeez, **** off. Note how she demands a man be able to "handle the demands of a girl like me." The sub-heading of her ad is "Are you up to the challenge?" You see this a lot in women's personal ads, describing themselves as "a challenge" and demanding a real man who can handle them and their demands. It's like pre-emptive shaming language, immediately implying that if you're not interested in them then it's because you're frightened, intimidated, not man enough...never because you're just not interested in her on account of her being greedy and ugly, or that she's not bringing anything in to a relationship except occasional access to a big slimy hairy orifice, a long list of whiny demands and perhaps some other guy's cast-off illegitimate ******* who needs a daddy. I might sign up for an online dating site, just to hunt around for the profiles of some greedy entitlement whores so that I can mock them here. And before anyone asks, I used to do that when I was in the forces. A group of us would answer all the lonely hearts columns ads and supply details of a composite bloke we created for the occasion. We came up with some great specimens, the answers to a chavette's prayer. Rich, good-looking, lonely and desperate for love. Sometimes we would arrange a meeting, often getting half a dozen females to turn up to meet the one invented bloke, and go and laugh at them as it slowly dawned on them they'd been had. Some of them travelled long distances to be disappointed. Yes, of course it's cruel. Bloody funny though. Any female who thinks she's met Mr Wonderful through a dating agency is in for a surprise if Mr W is writing from a military or student address. Some lonely hearts agencies say that as many as a third of the men on their books are just having a laugh. -- A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text. Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing? |
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