Review: The Brown Bunny (* 1/2)

THE BROWN BUNNY
A film review by Steve Rhodes

Copyright 2004 Steve Rhodes

RATING (0 TO ****): * 1/2


Whereas writer, director and star Vincent Gallo's BUFFALO '66 was merely
bad, his THE BROWN BUNNY is artistically awful. A pretentious and
self-serving set of what looks like home movies, THE BROWN BUNNY's favorite
visuals are out-of-focus sequences shot through a bug-splattered windshield.
A much longer version of the film, screened at the Cannes Film Festival, was
reportedly greeted with a loud chorus of "Boo's!" which I find shocking. I
had great difficulty in staying awake in even the shorter version of this
listless movie. A longer version should have induced such mass slumber than
it would be hard to believe that enough people were awake to produce
catcalls.



The film's sparse dialog is all spoken just above a whisper. Gallo plays a
disheveled loner with the manly name of Bud. The women are named after
flowers.



Gallo, who is also "credited" -- what a misnomer -- with the film's
cinematography and editing, appears to be in love with his body. The
favorite part of his anatomy is the back of his head, which frequently
covers the entire screen in extreme close-ups. We also get long, lingering
shots of his ear and his nose. Less lingering but none-the-less prominent
is his male member, which is shown in a non-simulated sex scene with his
costar Chloë Sevigny, who plays Bud's crack-smoking girlfriend, Daisy.
Gallo is as well endowed as some porn stars, but, if you're looking for some
cheap thrills, THE BROWN BUNNY will prove a definite disappointment.



In one of the story's many tedious incidents, Bud pleads like a 5-year-old
with Violet (Anna Vareschi), a convenience store clerk whom he has just met.
As she tries to get him to settle his bill, he implores her in a whisper,
"please (pause) please (pause) please come with me." She will, of course,
abandon everything and leave town with this slobbish stranger. And he will,
as you suspect, treat her badly. The whole movie will treat you badly.
Avoid it at all costs, unless, that is, you are in desperate need of a sleep
aid.



THE BROWN BUNNY runs a long 1:32. It is not rated but would be NC-17 for
graphic sex, nudity and hard drug usage and would be acceptable for adults.



The film opens nationwide in the United States on Friday September 3, 2004.
In the Silicon Valley, it will be showing at the Camera Cinemas.



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