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An indecent proposal for all women who want kids !!!
I'm a super-alpha-man and I can offer to impregnate you for free.
I can offer perfect genes and uber-intelligence. Then, you can claim that a man of your choice is the father (you should prefer wealthy guys) and you'll have enough $$$ for yourself and your child for the rest of your life. I will also impregnate married women. Your husband is good enough to raise MY child with his money. What do I get you ask? Well, I can spread my genes without losing anything. Look, I'm a foreigner. Living in Burkina Faso. No court in the North America or Europe will ever find out. So, is it a deal? Do you want my sperm by mail or do you prefer to be impregnated the "traditional way"??? |
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An indecent proposal for all women who want kids !!!
Don, Don --
This is no way to market your services. You need a proper agent who can make personal contacts in the U.S. for you, instead of trying from Burkina Faso to reach your target female audience. (I remember BF from the old days when it was Upper Volta. By the way, how are things in Ouagadougou?) You can hire me for a percentage of the child support. As long-time followers of this news group know, I have experience as a showbiz agent, having represented a small group of non-custodial mothers who were actually paying CS to the fathers of their children. I got them onto the old Ripley's Believe It or Not TV show, and it was a good way for me to meet girls. "Don A. Gomez" wrote in message oups.com... I'm a super-alpha-man and I can offer to impregnate you for free. I can offer perfect genes and uber-intelligence. Then, you can claim that a man of your choice is the father (you should prefer wealthy guys) and you'll have enough $$$ for yourself and your child for the rest of your life. I will also impregnate married women. Your husband is good enough to raise MY child with his money. What do I get you ask? Well, I can spread my genes without losing anything. Look, I'm a foreigner. Living in Burkina Faso. No court in the North America or Europe will ever find out. So, is it a deal? Do you want my sperm by mail or do you prefer to be impregnated the "traditional way"??? |
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An indecent proposal for all women who want kids !!!
On Feb 17, 2:49?am, "Don A. Gomez" wrote:
I'm a super-alpha-man and I can offer to impregnate you for free. I can offer perfect genes and uber-intelligence. Then, you can claim that a man of your choice is the father (you should prefer wealthy guys) and you'll have enough $$$ for yourself and your child for the rest of your life. I will also impregnate married women. Your husband is good enough to raise MY child with his money. What do I get you ask? Well, I can spread my genes without losing anything. Look, I'm a foreigner. Living in Burkina Faso. No court in the North America or Europe will ever find out. So, is it a deal? Do you want my sperm by mail or do you prefer to be impregnated the "traditional way"??? Sorry Don- Even sperm doners are liable for Child Support |
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TROLL ALERT: An indecent proposal for all women who want kids !!!
In article .com, Don A. Gomez wrote: I'm a super-alpha-man and I can offer to impregnate you for free. I can offer perfect genes and uber-intelligence. Then, you can claim that a man of your choice is the father (you should prefer wealthy guys) and you'll have enough $$$ for yourself and your child for the rest of your life. I will also impregnate married women. Your husband is good enough to raise MY child with his money. What do I get you ask? Well, I can spread my genes without losing anything. Look, I'm a foreigner. Living in Burkina Faso. No court in the North America or Europe will ever find out. So, is it a deal? Do you want my sperm by mail or do you prefer to be impregnated the "traditional way"??? Please consider NOT RESPONDING to this attempted thread. If you must, then remove his tracking newsgroup and trophy case, alt.recipes.babies, from the NEWSGROUPS line (or whatever it takes with _your_ newsreader to prevent crossposting). Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods 5000 newsgroups (all cross-posted to one or more low-traffic but unrelated "scorecard" newsgroups) with superficially relevant comments. The purpose is to disrupt with off-topic crosspostings. Browse the alt.recipes.babies newsgroup, his current score card, for the "big picture" on the person you are replying to. Here are some samples from previous spews: this group is for megalomaniac trolls and spambots only who like to terrorize the usenet. Only fans of George W.Bush are allowed to post here, because we are fans of his greatness, Lord Bush. Atheists, heretics and witches are not allowed to post here and will be burned at the stake! He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often discovered to be anagrams - often resolving to the names of (in)famous people: Alberto Panno-Peano ----- Napoleon Bonaparte Blaine Adamson, Adam Ben Nalois ----- Osama Bin-Laden Brian Raab ----- Barbarian Bruce K. Gros ----- Buck Rogers Bruno Beam ----- Unabomber Charles Immey ----- Michael Myers Dan Simper ----- Spiderman Don A. Gomez, Ed Zagmoon ----- Mao Zedong Eliot Coweye ----- Wilee Coyote Eric Coldo ----- Crocodile Evan-Josh Roose ----- Jason Voorhees Faith Dorell, Leah Lidtorf, Ralf Dieholt ----- Adolf Hitler Gerard Mindstep ----- Midgard Serpent Gerry Lintonice ----- Nitroglycerine G.K. Konnig ----- King Kong Hans-Marc Olsen ----- Charles Manson Harlan Osier ----- Ariel Sharon Jon Bedsam ----- James Bond Karl-Hugo Weesberg ----- George Walker Bush Karl Reitlos ----- Kaiser Troll Keith J. Crapper ----- Jack The Ripper Lester T. Linpord ----- President Troll Oliver Wen ----- Wolverine Pablo Rena ----- Anal Probe Patrick Kain ----- Captain Kirk Paul Eisner ----- Super Alien Rick Stoll ----- Sick Troll Robin-Louis Clevis ----- Silvio Berlusconi Ron Main ----- Iron Man Sam Prune ----- Superman Shane D. Maudiss ----- Sadam Hussein Stan J. Lefosi ----- Josef Stalin Stevie Mormon ----- Monster Movie Tom-Alex Soorhull ----- Homosexual Troll Ted Harvard ----- Darth Vader Tristan Beeline ----- Albert Einstein Winnie Oakbob ----- Obi-wan Kenobi Lance H. Albertin, Archie Tannbell, Caine Barthnell, Lachlan Bentier, Lecter Cain Netherball, Cael Annblither, Cable Hartlinen, Cale Labthinner, Elchanan Riblet, Brant Halecline, Arnie N. Techball, Nathaniel Clerb, Allan Niceberth, Brice-Allen Hant, Charan-Neil Belt, Thian Cellarben, Albrecht Inlane ----- Hannibal Lecter I'm the evil anagram troll and I like to create persons with names which are anagrams of something stupid. This would be a good idea for a screenplay, because people can try to find out the anagrams ... ----- Yes, without trolls, the usenet would implode, causing a black hole that would suck in the whole universe !!! That means, trolls are NECESSARY ! Trolls are the saviours of usenet ! GOD himself gave trolls the mission to troll to save the universe ! trollito ergo sum - I troll, so I am ! Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is the way he "keeps score" of how much damage he has caused. Don't put yourself on display in his trophy case. Google groups (the service the troll uses to post) has already expressed that will not take action based on complaints about this type of behavior. .:\:/:. +-------------------+ .:\:\:/:/:. | PLEASE DO NOT | :.:\:\:/:/:.: | FEED THE TROLL | :=.' - - '.=: | | '=(\ 9 9 /)=' | Thank you, | ( (_) ) | Management | /`-vvv-'\ +-------------------+ / \ | | @@@ / /|,,,,,|\ \ | | @@@ /_// /^\ \\_\ @x@@x@ | | |/ WW( ( ) )WW \||||/ | | \| __\,,\ /,,/__ \||/ | | | jgs (______Y______) /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ |
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