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Lesson One: The circle of Life



 
 
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Old April 18th 04, 06:58 AM
Amy
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Default Lesson One: The circle of Life

What a strange selection of groups...anyone for a Nutbreak? :-P
How can there be a circle of life without children? I'm
confused...somebody??
This could probably be remedied by mass-castration, but then you deny men
their role as inseminator and weaken their character.
You might find plenty of meat-eating, chest thumping guys who think women
belong in the kitchen, but most of them will probably smoke, drink and
procreate. Unity, your little cult is doomed...

"unity" wrote in message
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Greetings, I am unity, the emmisary of Gaea, who is Mother Earth.

Unity is the union of all things and in this, my first lesson, I shall
discuss the circle of life and how it apllies to the evils of the world.
The circle of life can be likened to a tree that is born of the earth, and
gives root to the tree, and the tree then sprouts it's many leaves which
symbolize the many things in the world, and as the seasons change, the
leaves fall back to the earth and shrivel, giving the earth back the
nutrients needed to grow more trees. This is the circle of life, provided
to us by Gaea, who is Mother Earth. I am her emissary.

Feminism is to be avoided as Man was made to hunt and Women to gather,
when women go forth to seek their independence, the cycle is broken, and
Gaea, who is Mother Earth, is displeased.

Smoking is bad, because it weakens one's resolve through addiction and
poisons the body and the soul. It weakens man, who is the zenith of the
circle of life, provided by Gaea, who is Mother Earth.

Veganism and Vegitarianism are bad as well, they deny man his role as
hunter, and weaken his character, man is omnivorous, and must consume
meat. Veganism is thus a moral poison unto Gaea, who is Mother Earth.

Raising Children in the present era is a moral poison as well, is doing
so, Gaea is overpopulated, and doomed in the long run. Without Gaea, who
is Mother Earth, there is only the abyss.

This has been her first lesson, there will be more.



 




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