Punishing the kids

I don´t know what I could use to punish my nasty little kids.

I have used

baseball bats
bull whips
cat o´ nine tails
acid
hot coals
swords
axes
chainsaw
anvils
scorpions
snakes
iron maiden
various other medieval torture methods
elector shockers
etc.

They still won´t obey.What can I do ???

'Kate wrote in message ...
On 20 Nov 2003 21:54:27 -0800, (Llort Agig)
I don´t know what I could use to punish my nasty little kids.

I have used

baseball bats
bull whips
cat o´ nine tails
acid
hot coals
swords
axes
chainsaw
anvils
scorpions
snakes
iron maiden
various other medieval torture methods
elector shockers
etc.

They still won´t obey.What can I do ???

Let me try. Pass the bat.

"Llort Agig" wrote in message
om...
I don´t know what I could use to punish my nasty little kids.

I have used

baseball bats
bull whips
cat o´ nine tails
acid
hot coals
swords
axes

Kick Axe sucks. Absolutely no comment there.

chainsaw
anvils
scorpions

Well, I can see why. The Scorpions aren't so fantastic, in my opinion.
They kind of died out years and years before they eventually did. Mind you,
Rock You Like a Hurricane was DEFINITELY a gooder, but the rest is just
blah.

snakes

Like Whitesnake? They had way more hits than the Scorpions, or way better
hits, I think. They definitely had some awesome monster ballads, like, for
example, Here I go Again is definitely a good sone, same with Give Me All
Your Love, Sweet Lady Luck and All or Nothing.

iron maiden

I think the only band I hate more than Iron Maiden is Sepultura. So very,
very bad, and if you are exposing your children to such music, you deserve
the nasty little monsters.

various other medieval torture methods
elector shockers
etc.

They still won´t obey.What can I do ???

Try exposing them to some GOOD metalish bands... Something like some good
old Celtic Frost, Blue Oyster Cult, Cradle of Filth, Slayer, Corrosion of
Conformity, Mercyful Fate, The Cult, Dream Theater, Carcass, and I'd even go
so far as to suggest Blue Cheer and Ministry.
First off, you need to get your own head on straight before you can expect
the same from your children. Bad 70's metal bands are not the way to raise
children. Next time I dread to hear you're starting on with the Metallica,
Spinal Tap, Judas Priest and Motörhead.

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'Kate wrote in message
...
On 20 Nov 2003 21:54:27 -0800, (Llort Agig)
I don´t know what I could use to punish my nasty little kids.

I have used

baseball bats
bull whips
cat o´ nine tails
acid
hot coals
swords
axes
chainsaw
anvils
scorpions
snakes
iron maiden
various other medieval torture methods
elector shockers
etc.

They still won´t obey.What can I do ???

Let me try. Pass the bat.

I don't remember sending this... Damn other personality!

"Llort Agig" wrote in message
. com...
I don´t know what I could use to punish my nasty little kids.

I have used

baseball bats
bull whips
cat o´ nine tails
acid
hot coals
swords
axes

Kick Axe sucks. Absolutely no comment there.

chainsaw
anvils
scorpions

Well, I can see why. The Scorpions aren't so fantastic, in my opinion.
They kind of died out years and years before they eventually did. Mind you,
Rock You Like a Hurricane was DEFINITELY a gooder, but the rest is just
blah.

snakes

Like Whitesnake? They had way more hits than the Scorpions, or way better
hits, I think. They definitely had some awesome monster ballads, like, for
example, Here I go Again is definitely a good sone, same with Give Me All
Your Love, Sweet Lady Luck and All or Nothing.

iron maiden

I think the only band I hate more than Iron Maiden is Sepultura. So very,
very bad, and if you are exposing your children to such music, you deserve
the nasty little monsters.

various other medieval torture methods
elector shockers
etc.

They still won´t obey.What can I do ???

Try exposing them to some GOOD metalish bands... Something like some good
old Celtic Frost, Blue Oyster Cult, Cradle of Filth, Slayer, Corrosion of
Conformity, Mercyful Fate, The Cult, Dream Theater, Carcass, and I'd even go
so far as to suggest Blue Cheer and Ministry.
First off, you need to get your own head on straight before you can expect
the same from your children. Bad 70's metal bands are not the way to raise
children. Next time I dread to hear you're starting on with the Metallica,
Spinal Tap, Judas Priest and Motörhead.

OMG ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KUDOS!
WHAT A WAY TO HANDLE A TROLL!!!!! I am duly impressed.. thank you for my
giggle for the night......

back to lurking

Just my 2 cents.........
Christine

"Llort Agig" wrote in message
om...

Gig, a troll?

Hi Gig.

I don´t know what I could use to punish my nasty little kids.

I have used

baseball bats
bull whips
cat o´ nine tails
acid
hot coals
swords
axes
chainsaw
anvils
scorpions
snakes
iron maiden
various other medieval torture methods
elector shockers
etc.

They still won´t obey.What can I do ???

Firstly, try talking to them. Drone on endlessly for hours and hours. Then
give them a test on what you've just said. Works well for teachers so
should work fine for parents too.

If that doesn't work then try reverse psychology or work on not being upset
when they don't obey.


--
Paul Griffiths

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"Llort Agig" wrote in message
om...
I don´t know what I could use to punish my nasty little kids.

I have used

baseball bats
bull whips
cat o´ nine tails
acid
hot coals
swords
axes

Kick Axe sucks. Absolutely no comment there.

chainsaw
anvils
scorpions

Well, I can see why. The Scorpions aren't so fantastic, in my opinion.
They kind of died out years and years before they eventually did. Mind
you,
Rock You Like a Hurricane was DEFINITELY a gooder, but the rest is just
blah.

snakes

Like Whitesnake? They had way more hits than the Scorpions, or way better
hits, I think. They definitely had some awesome monster ballads, like,
for
example, Here I go Again is definitely a good sone, same with Give Me All
Your Love, Sweet Lady Luck and All or Nothing.

iron maiden

I think the only band I hate more than Iron Maiden is Sepultura. So very,
very bad, and if you are exposing your children to such music, you deserve
the nasty little monsters.

various other medieval torture methods
elector shockers
etc.

They still won´t obey.What can I do ???

Try exposing them to some GOOD metalish bands... Something like some good
old Celtic Frost, Blue Oyster Cult, Cradle of Filth, Slayer, Corrosion of
Conformity, Mercyful Fate, The Cult, Dream Theater, Carcass, and I'd even
go
so far as to suggest Blue Cheer and Ministry.
First off, you need to get your own head on straight before you can expect
the same from your children. Bad 70's metal bands are not the way to
raise
children. Next time I dread to hear you're starting on with the
Metallica,
Spinal Tap, Judas Priest and Motörhead.


Hey, what's wrong with Metallica??? lol

Christine

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"Llort Agig" wrote in message
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I don´t know what I could use to punish my nasty little kids.

I have used

baseball bats
bull whips
cat o´ nine tails
acid
hot coals
swords
axes

Kick Axe sucks. Absolutely no comment there.

chainsaw
anvils
scorpions

Well, I can see why. The Scorpions aren't so fantastic, in my opinion.
They kind of died out years and years before they eventually did. Mind
you,
Rock You Like a Hurricane was DEFINITELY a gooder, but the rest is just
blah.

snakes

Like Whitesnake? They had way more hits than the Scorpions, or way
better
hits, I think. They definitely had some awesome monster ballads, like,
for
example, Here I go Again is definitely a good sone, same with Give Me
All
Your Love, Sweet Lady Luck and All or Nothing.

iron maiden

I think the only band I hate more than Iron Maiden is Sepultura. So
very,
very bad, and if you are exposing your children to such music, you
deserve
the nasty little monsters.

various other medieval torture methods
elector shockers
etc.

They still won´t obey.What can I do ???

Try exposing them to some GOOD metalish bands... Something like some
good
old Celtic Frost, Blue Oyster Cult, Cradle of Filth, Slayer, Corrosion
of
Conformity, Mercyful Fate, The Cult, Dream Theater, Carcass, and I'd
even
go
so far as to suggest Blue Cheer and Ministry.
First off, you need to get your own head on straight before you can
expect
the same from your children. Bad 70's metal bands are not the way to
raise
children. Next time I dread to hear you're starting on with the
Metallica,
Spinal Tap, Judas Priest and Motörhead.


Hey, what's wrong with Metallica??? lol

Christine


LIKE, OMG!! DON'T EVEN GO THERE, GIRL!!!!!!!!
/me puts hand up and says, "TALK TO THE HAND, THE FACE DON'T CARE!!!!!!!"
/me struts off to wash floors.

I'm in a real bad mood right now.

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"Llort Agig" wrote in message
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I don´t know what I could use to punish my nasty little kids.

I have used

baseball bats
bull whips
cat o´ nine tails
acid
hot coals
swords
axes

Kick Axe sucks. Absolutely no comment there.

chainsaw
anvils
scorpions

Well, I can see why. The Scorpions aren't so fantastic, in my
opinion.
They kind of died out years and years before they eventually did.
Mind
you,
Rock You Like a Hurricane was DEFINITELY a gooder, but the rest is
just
blah.

snakes

Like Whitesnake? They had way more hits than the Scorpions, or way
better
hits, I think. They definitely had some awesome monster ballads,
like,
for
example, Here I go Again is definitely a good sone, same with Give Me
All
Your Love, Sweet Lady Luck and All or Nothing.

iron maiden

I think the only band I hate more than Iron Maiden is Sepultura. So
very,
very bad, and if you are exposing your children to such music, you
deserve
the nasty little monsters.

various other medieval torture methods
elector shockers
etc.

They still won´t obey.What can I do ???

Try exposing them to some GOOD metalish bands... Something like some
good
old Celtic Frost, Blue Oyster Cult, Cradle of Filth, Slayer, Corrosion
of
Conformity, Mercyful Fate, The Cult, Dream Theater, Carcass, and I'd
even
go
so far as to suggest Blue Cheer and Ministry.
First off, you need to get your own head on straight before you can
expect
the same from your children. Bad 70's metal bands are not the way to
raise
children. Next time I dread to hear you're starting on with the
Metallica,
Spinal Tap, Judas Priest and Motörhead.


Hey, what's wrong with Metallica??? lol

Christine


LIKE, OMG!! DON'T EVEN GO THERE, GIRL!!!!!!!!
/me puts hand up and says, "TALK TO THE HAND, THE FACE DON'T CARE!!!!!!!"
/me struts off to wash floors.

I'm in a real bad mood right now.


Well if it'll make you feel better you can wash my floors too. lol

Christine

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"Llort Agig" wrote in message
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I don´t know what I could use to punish my nasty little kids.

I have used

baseball bats
bull whips
cat o´ nine tails
acid
hot coals
swords
axes

Kick Axe sucks. Absolutely no comment there.

chainsaw
anvils
scorpions

Well, I can see why. The Scorpions aren't so fantastic, in my
opinion.
They kind of died out years and years before they eventually did.
Mind
you,
Rock You Like a Hurricane was DEFINITELY a gooder, but the rest is
just
blah.

snakes

Like Whitesnake? They had way more hits than the Scorpions, or way
better
hits, I think. They definitely had some awesome monster ballads,
like,
for
example, Here I go Again is definitely a good sone, same with Give
Me
All
Your Love, Sweet Lady Luck and All or Nothing.

iron maiden

I think the only band I hate more than Iron Maiden is Sepultura. So
very,
very bad, and if you are exposing your children to such music, you
deserve
the nasty little monsters.

various other medieval torture methods
elector shockers
etc.

They still won´t obey.What can I do ???

Try exposing them to some GOOD metalish bands... Something like some
good
old Celtic Frost, Blue Oyster Cult, Cradle of Filth, Slayer,
Corrosion
of
Conformity, Mercyful Fate, The Cult, Dream Theater, Carcass, and I'd
even
go
so far as to suggest Blue Cheer and Ministry.
First off, you need to get your own head on straight before you can
expect
the same from your children. Bad 70's metal bands are not the way
to
raise
children. Next time I dread to hear you're starting on with the
Metallica,
Spinal Tap, Judas Priest and Motörhead.


Hey, what's wrong with Metallica??? lol

Christine


LIKE, OMG!! DON'T EVEN GO THERE, GIRL!!!!!!!!
/me puts hand up and says, "TALK TO THE HAND, THE FACE DON'T
CARE!!!!!!!"
/me struts off to wash floors.

I'm in a real bad mood right now.


Well if it'll make you feel better you can wash my floors too. lol

Christine

I'm really crazy.. I sweep ALL the floors... I don't know if your place is
the same, but mine is ALL floor and not a shred of carpet (other than area
rugs) in this place... But anyways, I sweep, then I vacuum the floors, then
I wash the floors with a mop, then when it dries, I go over it again on my
hands and knees with a rag, then when that dries again, I vacuum again just
to pick up last traces of dirt, if any... I also seem to wash the floors at
least 2-3 times a week, and I tend to see dirt that no one else sees, and
probably doesn't even exist. So, to sum it all up, I'll wash your floors
(and so much more) as well!