Newbie

Unsteady in his knowledge of computers and cyberculture Newbie perambulates
the internet, blithely stumbling his way into discussion forums. He seldom
reads the FAQs and is utterly clueless about the basics of netiquette. When
engaged in battle Newbie's usual tactical gambit is to feign helplessness,
often going limp or crying when cornered. While Newbie doesn't seek conflict
he will lash out comically when his feelings are hurt. Most Warriors will
either ignore Newbie or treat him with mild disdain, but a few, such as Jerk
and Evil Clown, take special pleasure in torturing him. Others, especially
Propeller Head and Xenophobe, have a particular animus against Newbie and
view his bumbling as an affront that must be punished.