swimsuit ordeal

"Banty" wrote in message
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In article , dejablues says...

Hook it backwards and twist it into place!

Hee hee "hook it backwards and twist it into place". Like, no way! Like,
ouchish.

There's no way I could ever hook a bra behind my back. I thought that's how
everyone did it!


This I'll put with "slip the bra on under a towel in the swimming pool
ladies'
locker room if someone has their boy there with them" and "you can nurse
the
baby by holding it in one arm like so then your other arm is free for
doing
other things".

You know how they put people in wheelchair for a day and have them figure
out
how to get around?

I think a DD set should be strapped on some folks who give advice like
this. E
to FF for the nursing advice. Then stand back and watch them slip bras on
discreetly under towels and twist them this way and that and stuff.

Banty

I am a DD, and I have a neat trick. I can remove my bra without taking off
my shirt, and produce it from my sleeve. Voila!
I think DD and larger breasts should be strapped onto small-breasted women
who want larger ones, and men! See how they like em! lol

"Banty" wrote in message
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In article , toypup says...



"Banty" wrote in message
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In article , dejablues says...

Hook it backwards and twist it into place!

Hee hee "hook it backwards and twist it into place". Like, no way!
Like,
ouchish.

This I'll put with "slip the bra on under a towel in the swimming pool
ladies'
locker room if someone has their boy there with them" and "you can nurse
the
baby by holding it in one arm like so then your other arm is free for
doing
other things".

You know how they put people in wheelchair for a day and have them
figure
out
how to get around?

I think a DD set should be strapped on some folks who give advice like
this. E
to FF for the nursing advice. Then stand back and watch them slip bras
on
discreetly under towels and twist them this way and that and stuff.

You make it sound like it's all impossible. I've done the "hook it
backwards and twist into place." I've also done the nurse with one arm
with
one arm free with both babies. I've never slipped on a bra under a towel
in
the ladies room when there is a boy present because I'm not that
self-conscious. It's not like all that is advice no one has ever tried
before. Someone must have tried it and it worked (it did for me).


Didn't say it didnt work for anybody. Just agreed with Rosalie that it
doesnt
work for everybody.

Whats your bra size?

Banty

Seems like there is a boob/bra thread in here every so often. What a pain
they are, no matter what size!

In article , dejablues says...


"Banty" wrote in message
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In article , dejablues says...

Hook it backwards and twist it into place!

Hee hee "hook it backwards and twist it into place". Like, no way! Like,
ouchish.

There's no way I could ever hook a bra behind my back. I thought that's how
everyone did it!

I hold it up in front of me, put my arms through the straps, put my
you-know-what's in the cups, bend down to really get them in while reaching
behind me, hook behind me, stand up, adjust. Nothing I'd want people to watch
LOL.

So - what - you put it around you, hook it in front of you, turn it around,
kinda reach down to get your arms through, wriggle it up, scoot the cups over
your you-know-whats?

::trying to picture it::



This I'll put with "slip the bra on under a towel in the swimming pool
ladies'
locker room if someone has their boy there with them" and "you can nurse
the
baby by holding it in one arm like so then your other arm is free for
doing
other things".

You know how they put people in wheelchair for a day and have them figure
out
how to get around?

I think a DD set should be strapped on some folks who give advice like
this. E
to FF for the nursing advice. Then stand back and watch them slip bras on
discreetly under towels and twist them this way and that and stuff.

Banty

I am a DD, and I have a neat trick. I can remove my bra without taking off
my shirt, and produce it from my sleeve. Voila!

Again, I'm trying to picture how you get your arms through the straps.

Maybe you wear little black dresses every day and only wear strapless LOL.

Banty
who want larger ones, and men! See how they like em! lol

"Banty" wrote in message
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In article , dejablues says...


"Banty" wrote in message
...
In article , dejablues says...

Hook it backwards and twist it into place!

Hee hee "hook it backwards and twist it into place". Like, no way!
Like,
ouchish.

There's no way I could ever hook a bra behind my back. I thought that's
how
everyone did it!

I hold it up in front of me, put my arms through the straps, put my
you-know-what's in the cups, bend down to really get them in while
reaching
behind me, hook behind me, stand up, adjust. Nothing I'd want people to
watch
LOL.

So - what - you put it around you, hook it in front of you, turn it
around,
kinda reach down to get your arms through, wriggle it up, scoot the cups
over
your you-know-whats?

::trying to picture it::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liinxSNHfeo
no actual video, but some instructional commentary!







This I'll put with "slip the bra on under a towel in the swimming pool
ladies'
locker room if someone has their boy there with them" and "you can nurse
the
baby by holding it in one arm like so then your other arm is free for
doing
other things".

You know how they put people in wheelchair for a day and have them
figure
out
how to get around?

I think a DD set should be strapped on some folks who give advice like
this. E
to FF for the nursing advice. Then stand back and watch them slip bras
on
discreetly under towels and twist them this way and that and stuff.

Banty

I am a DD, and I have a neat trick. I can remove my bra without taking off
my shirt, and produce it from my sleeve. Voila!

Again, I'm trying to picture how you get your arms through the straps.

Maybe you wear little black dresses every day and only wear strapless LOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeXxVMF6lIY
like this! It's not hard.

Banty wrote:
In article , dejablues says...


"Banty" wrote in message
...
In article , dejablues says...

Hook it backwards and twist it into place!

Hee hee "hook it backwards and twist it into place". Like, no way! Like,
ouchish.

There's no way I could ever hook a bra behind my back. I thought that's how
everyone did it!

I hold it up in front of me, put my arms through the straps, put my
you-know-what's in the cups, bend down to really get them in while reaching
behind me, hook behind me, stand up, adjust. Nothing I'd want people to watch
LOL.

I do it the same way. I have really great flexibility in my shoulders
so that I can sit up straight on a stool and hold my arms out straight
and parallel to the ground at the shoulder. Then someone can take my
hands and cross them behind my back like a scissors. This doesn't
hurt. I can't cross them as far any more, and I can no longer quite
touch my fingers when one arm reaches up and over the shoulder and the
arm comes up from the waist.

I used to be able to do up a back zipper by myself, although hooking
the little hook at the top was a little bit of problem.

So - what - you put it around you, hook it in front of you, turn it around,
kinda reach down to get your arms through, wriggle it up, scoot the cups over
your you-know-whats?

::trying to picture it::



This I'll put with "slip the bra on under a towel in the swimming pool
ladies'
locker room if someone has their boy there with them" and "you can nurse
the
baby by holding it in one arm like so then your other arm is free for
doing
other things".

You know how they put people in wheelchair for a day and have them figure
out
how to get around?

I think a DD set should be strapped on some folks who give advice like
this. E
to FF for the nursing advice. Then stand back and watch them slip bras on
discreetly under towels and twist them this way and that and stuff.

Banty

I am a DD, and I have a neat trick. I can remove my bra without taking off
my shirt, and produce it from my sleeve. Voila!

I can do that too. But with a front opening bra.

Again, I'm trying to picture how you get your arms through the straps.

Maybe you wear little black dresses every day and only wear strapless LOL.

Banty
who want larger ones, and men! See how they like em! lol