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Gag of the Week....(Bonus cos this ones funnier...)
On Oct 30, 11:43*am, "Zorro" wrote: My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it's ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in the dogs ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days." The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know I'm using it on my schnauzer." The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week." ROFLMAO!!!!!! That's the first time I ever heard it called that! |
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Gag of the Week...
A teacher was doing a study testing the taste senses of first graders using
a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to say: Red......................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green...................Lime Orange.................Orange Finally, the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out, and yelled. "Oh, my God!! They're ass-holes |
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Gag of the Week...
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:42:34 GMT, "Zorro" wrote:
A teacher was doing a study testing the taste senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to say: Red......................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green...................Lime Orange.................Orange Finally, the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out, and yelled. "Oh, my God!! They're ass-holes ewwwww. |
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Gag of the Week...
A woman standing nude looks in her bedroom mirror and says to her husband
"I feel horrible, I look fat, and I look ugly, pay me a compliment" The husband replies "Your eye-sight is damn near perfect" (he never heard the shot) z |
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Gag of the Week...
On Mar 28, 8:41?am, "Zorro" wrote:
A woman standing nude looks in her bedroom mirror and says to her husband "I feel horrible, I look fat, and I look ugly, pay me a compliment" The husband replies "Your eye-sight is damn near perfect" (he never heard the shot) z That's funny...the part about "he never heard the shot" 8-) Nice to see a familiar name that isn't offering some kind of sex......what is going on in here? Bev |
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Gag of the Week...
On Wednesday 28 March 2007 19:05 Bev scribbled:
Nice to see a familiar name that isn't offering some kind of sex...... I'm not ? ... uh ... ummmm ;-) (altho that explains a great deal ... ) ;-) what is going on in here? Tis a little quiet aint it ? z |
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Gag of the Week...
On Mar 29, 7:00�am, Zorro wrote:
On Wednesday 28 March 2007 19:05 Bev scribbled: Nice to see a familiar name that isn't offering some kind of sex...... I'm not ? ... uh ... ummmm *;-) Well no ....not to me anyway! (altho that explains a great deal ... ) *;-) Pot luck on the internet, never know what yer gonna get, kinda like a box of chocolates.Ya gotta bite 'em to see what's inside! Heh....... "Forrest Gump" what is going on in here? Tis a little quiet aint it ? z very quiet and lonely tear Bev |
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Gag of the Week...
Pinnochio goes to his maker and says every time he has sex with his
girlfriend she gets splinters He suggests trying sandpaper. A couple of weeks go by and he meets his maker again Where's the girlfriend? the maker asks. Girlfriend? GIRLFRIEND ? Who needs a girlfriend when you've got sandpaper...................................... -- Zorro |
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Gag of the Week...
'Kate wrote:
hehe... "woodie" joke. made me laugh... ;-) And on a fine sunday morning. Tis a *Gorgeous* Evening here... You quiet... working hard? -- Zorro |
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Gag of the Week...
'Kate wrote:
getting use to using Pan with Linux (Gnome & KDE packages installed) I'm still looking for a good web authoring program. Wow! ... which Distro did you go for ? (Kubuntu here, after many false starts including suse, mandrake, Red Hat, Gentoo and Caldera, and lately, mandriva and Ubuntu) And working hard too. Internship ends May 1st so I have paperwork up the wazoo. I passed my license exam. All I have to do now is graduate (May 11th), wait for the final license paperwork to be completed, get malpractice insurance, and find a real job. Heh ... Real job?... wassat then? Kids are fine. Chinchillas are ready for adoption. House needs attic insulation. so, set the kids to work insulating the attic with chinchilla fur ... Other than that... I'm not too busy. SSHHHhhh I've been reading a lot lately. I missed being able to read for pure enjoyment. Three books in three weeks... a friend sent me the new Richard North Patterson. I am thrilled to have one that isn't a paperback. I will start it sometime today.. Never heard of 'im, but enjoy... (hmmm, a quick exercise of google-fu suggests he is in the Grisham mould ... ??) you know, after I start laundry for the week. Ewwww. HaHa ... oh wait! its monday here too... awww crap. -- Zorro |
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