A statement ...

Will you send me a signed copy of this, Kane?

Retraction.

Any an all statements of opinion, or appearing to the reader as meant
to be fact, I apologise for and retract.

Said in the heat of argument, many times comments are couched in terms
that were not necessarily meant.

While I certainly MEANT them then, in heat of verbal battle, I now
retract them. All and every one.

No matter who you are, and no matter what statements offending you you
wish retracted consider it done.

Feel free to notify any past poster you wish, and know too that this
retraction applies to them as well.

Signed, Kane
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Let's see who chokes when they figure this out.

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Signed Donald L. Fisher