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These are too good not to share
Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong? Tech support : OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right? Customer: Yeah.... Tech support : And what sort of computer are you using? Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.... Tech support : Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! =============== Tech support : What kind of computer do you have? Female customer : A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support : That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No . wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support : Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support : Good day. How may I help you? Male customer : Hello... I can't print. Tech support : Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, damn it! =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... =============== Customer : I have problems printing in red... Tech support : Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah....................thank you. =============== Tech support : What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. =============== Customer : My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support : Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Tech support : Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support : That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work =============== Tech support : Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? =============== Customer: I can't get on the Internet. Tech support : Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. =============== Tech support : What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support : That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =============== Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. =============== Tech support : How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support : OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer : Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? =============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support : Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." =============== And last but not least:.... Tech support : "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support : On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support : "P".....on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!! |
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Those are always funny. Helps me feel better about myself! lol
"Moon Shyne" wrote in message ... Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong? Tech support : OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right? Customer: Yeah.... Tech support : And what sort of computer are you using? Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.... Tech support : Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! =============== Tech support : What kind of computer do you have? Female customer : A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support : That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No . wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support : Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support : Good day. How may I help you? Male customer : Hello... I can't print. Tech support : Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, damn it! =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... =============== Customer : I have problems printing in red... Tech support : Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah....................thank you. =============== Tech support : What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. =============== Customer : My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support : Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Tech support : Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support : That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work =============== Tech support : Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? =============== Customer: I can't get on the Internet. Tech support : Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. =============== Tech support : What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support : That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =============== Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. =============== Tech support : How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support : OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer : Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? =============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support : Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." =============== And last but not least:.... Tech support : "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support : On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support : "P".....on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!! |
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"Moon Shyne" wrote in message ... *snipped* I've talked to this woman! Customer : My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support : Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Tech support : Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support : That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work And this guy was a complete nutcase! Customer: I can't get on the Internet. Tech support : Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. This guy made me cry! =============== Tech support : How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support : OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer : Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? Now I'd say pity me but I can't... I get paid pretty good and these poor guys and gals need me lol - My job is secure that's for sure lol K |
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Moon Shyne, those are so funny, lol,
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