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Is it illegal to kill the Ice Cream Man?
My DS & DD finish they're lunch around 11:30-1:30 pm, depending on the
flow of the day. Their naptime is usually one hour or so after lunch, again depending on the flow. Just when the kids are finally asleep and cozy, and I begin daily cleanup and so forth, I hear that sound... It is the sound of the Western mythical legend, the fabled and beloved Ice Cream Man. He drives around our silent neighborhood every day at about 1:45 pm, or as it may seem to me, whenever the kids go down for a nap. I suppose things fluctuate depending on the flow of his day. The warbled tune of I'm a Little Teapot desperately tins out of the beat up old truck as he goes slower than a ninety-two year old blind man looking at house numbers. As he draws nearer to our house, the music grows louder and more garbular, until, with the inevitability of an earthquake cracking the ground, my DS & DD wake up. Most often only after a 15 to 20 minute nap. Nobody comes when the Ice Cream Man is calling; it is a ghost town here. Most parents here have either high school kids or young children like me. We've discussed this nuissance and it appears there isn't much anybody can do. I've asked him quite politely and directly that it might be better if he came around three o'clock. All our kids are awake and we'd be more likely to want snacks at that time. Unfortunately, the young Mafioso-type only sneered, wiped the trickle of blood from his lip and said, "I have to keep my route." I didn't realize that there were such stringent guidelines to the Ice Cream Delivery Profession. What local would that be again? It has gotten to the point where we now have to take a drive to get our kids to nap for a decent amount of time. I hate to disrupt their schedules by waiting for the Ice Cream Man to come by and then bolt for the bedrooms once he's gone. Would it be just way too much to call the cops and ask for their assistance with this? It seems rather drastic a step to take over such a stupid thing. Any thoughts at all? Thanks for reading ~ SB |
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Is it illegal to kill the Ice Cream Man?
In article , Sonnie B. says...
Unfortunately, the young Mafioso-type only sneered, wiped the trickle of blood from his lip and said, "I have to keep my route." Young "Mafioso-type"? What is it about it that makes him a "Mafioso-type". Just imagine this - for every family with delicate senses that have their children nap at 1:30, another one is nearby that features napping children at 2:45! Even if there isn't necessarily - it is a good exercise to take one's imaginings out of the realm of Oneself vs. All That Affects Oneself. Turn on the AC, develop a habit of playing some soft music while the lightly sleeping dears nap, get a white-noise generator, or otherwise convert some of the efforts put into your composition to the endeavor of solving your own problems. Cheers, Banty |
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Is it illegal to kill the Ice Cream Man?
"Sonnie B." wrote:
Would it be just way too much to call the cops and ask for their assistance with this? It wouldn't do any good, as they aren't doing anything illegal. I would try to insulate the sound in their room better and/or ask the driver if he can come down your street at another time, or perhaps adjust the music coming out of the truck downward a bit. P. Tierney |
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Is it illegal to kill the Ice Cream Man?
Sonnie B. wrote:
Any thoughts at all? Thanks for reading ~ SB Try a white-noise generator? I know there's not much to be done, but I do sympathize, as there's an ice cream guy who drives through our apartment complex. I'm wondering if it couldn't be construed as against the no-solicitation rule for the complex... -- iphigenia www.tristyn.net "i have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. i do not think that they will sing to me." |
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Is it illegal to kill the Ice Cream Man?
Any thoughts at all? Thanks for reading ~ SB
Try a white-noise generator? Ooookay, given that ever since I got new neighbors in my apartment complex this past week who like to play music -- just at the outside range of my VERY sensitive hearing and far too quietly for security to hear it, just enough to annoy the ^@!&* out of me and keep ME from sleeping at 1:30 IN THE &^%&! A.M. (sorry, but I'm a little testy from lack of sleep), is this "white noise generator" something that might be of assistance to me? Where would I get one and how much would it cost? As for the ice dream driver, find out who his supervisor is. The way you describe him it sounds like he wasn't especially courteous to you. That alone could get him into some trouble (I hope), and if you explain that yours are practically the only kids on the block when he jingles his way through and you're trying to get them to take naps at the time, maybe you'll have some luck. Barring that, buy a high-powered BB gun and aim for the speakers. (KIDDING!) |
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Is it illegal to kill the Ice Cream Man?
I just wanted to mention that this is not a new problem. Our babysitter when I
was little once said bitterly to my mother that she was about ready to take the Popsicle Man and shove a stick up his rear and put him in the freezer. There are times I'm quite sorry I haven't seen this woman since I was three or so. She seems to have been quite the character. I dare say she's dead now, she smoked pretty heavily. :-( --Helen |
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Is it illegal to kill the Ice Cream Man?
Well a couple of things you can do:
1. Put a fan in their room so it blocks the noise. 2. Call the company and ask them politely to change the time of day the truck goes through. Perhaps adding that after dinner would be a better time and there would be more kids to actually buy ice cream. I am thankful that my kids were able to sleep through anything. -- Sue mom to three girls Sonnie B. wrote in message om... My DS & DD finish they're lunch around 11:30-1:30 pm, depending on the flow of the day. Their naptime is usually one hour or so after lunch, again depending on the flow. Just when the kids are finally asleep and cozy, and I begin daily cleanup and so forth, I hear that sound... It is the sound of the Western mythical legend, the fabled and beloved Ice Cream Man. He drives around our silent neighborhood every day at about 1:45 pm, or as it may seem to me, whenever the kids go down for a nap. I suppose things fluctuate depending on the flow of his day. The warbled tune of I'm a Little Teapot desperately tins out of the beat up old truck as he goes slower than a ninety-two year old blind man looking at house numbers. As he draws nearer to our house, the music grows louder and more garbular, until, with the inevitability of an earthquake cracking the ground, my DS & DD wake up. Most often only after a 15 to 20 minute nap. Nobody comes when the Ice Cream Man is calling; it is a ghost town here. Most parents here have either high school kids or young children like me. We've discussed this nuissance and it appears there isn't much anybody can do. I've asked him quite politely and directly that it might be better if he came around three o'clock. All our kids are awake and we'd be more likely to want snacks at that time. Unfortunately, the young Mafioso-type only sneered, wiped the trickle of blood from his lip and said, "I have to keep my route." I didn't realize that there were such stringent guidelines to the Ice Cream Delivery Profession. What local would that be again? It has gotten to the point where we now have to take a drive to get our kids to nap for a decent amount of time. I hate to disrupt their schedules by waiting for the Ice Cream Man to come by and then bolt for the bedrooms once he's gone. Would it be just way too much to call the cops and ask for their assistance with this? It seems rather drastic a step to take over such a stupid thing. Any thoughts at all? Thanks for reading ~ SB |
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GI Trekker wrote:
Where would I get one and how much would it cost? Try Target/Wallyworld/Bed Bath & Beyond - that sort of place. Homedics makes them. Mine's just a little machine that has buttons for ocean, rain, jungle, thunder, brook, etc. sounds. DS naps much more soundly with it on. You can also get CDs of this kind of thing, called "sounds of nature" or some such. -- iphigenia www.tristyn.net "i have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. i do not think that they will sing to me." |
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Is it illegal to kill the Ice Cream Man?
"Sonnie B." wrote in message om... My DS & DD finish they're lunch around 11:30-1:30 pm, depending on the flow of the day. Their naptime is usually one hour or so after lunch, again depending on the flow. Just when the kids are finally asleep and cozy, and I begin daily cleanup and so forth, I hear that sound... It is the sound of the Western mythical legend, the fabled and beloved Ice Cream Man. He drives around our silent neighborhood every day at about 1:45 pm, or as it may seem to me, whenever the kids go down for a nap. I suppose things fluctuate depending on the flow of his day. The warbled tune of I'm a Little Teapot desperately tins out of the beat up old truck as he goes slower than a ninety-two year old blind man looking at house numbers. As he draws nearer to our house, the music grows louder and more garbular, until, with the inevitability of an earthquake cracking the ground, my DS & DD wake up. Most often only after a 15 to 20 minute nap. Nobody comes when the Ice Cream Man is calling; it is a ghost town here. Most parents here have either high school kids or young children like me. We've discussed this nuissance and it appears there isn't much anybody can do. I've asked him quite politely and directly that it might be better if he came around three o'clock. All our kids are awake and we'd be more likely to want snacks at that time. Unfortunately, the young Mafioso-type only sneered, wiped the trickle of blood from his lip and said, "I have to keep my route." I didn't realize that there were such stringent guidelines to the Ice Cream Delivery Profession. What local would that be again? It has gotten to the point where we now have to take a drive to get our kids to nap for a decent amount of time. I hate to disrupt their schedules by waiting for the Ice Cream Man to come by and then bolt for the bedrooms once he's gone. Would it be just way too much to call the cops and ask for their assistance with this? It seems rather drastic a step to take over such a stupid thing. Any thoughts at all? Thanks for reading ~ SB you should keep that post - one day you will look back and laugh! sorry that i am laughing kind of funny, but i can see it is a real problem. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm icrecream c |
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