Unarmed in the battle of wits.....

Doan enters the fray, and reaching for his trusty bludgeon, discovers
all he has for the fight is:

"Here is your chance to clarify it. Come on, Kane. Your problem
is you spewed so much that you can't keep track. Tell that I am
wrong in saying you were "never-spanked", Kane. Dare to take the
bait? I dare you! I DOUBLE dare you! ;-)"

He tries, and fails as usual, to cause the opponent to drop his guard
in a fit of explosive laughter.

Hasn't worked in all the years you've tried such feeble tactics, Doan,
and it won't work now. R R R R

BONK!

Kane

Sometimes Kanes' prose reads like he's rolled
one too many ten sided dice.

Doan enters the fray, and reaching for
his trusty bludgeon, discovers
all he has for the fight is:

XYZZY
PLUGH