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CSE -- "We're from the Government, and we're here to help you!"
Hey kiddies! It's me, Smilin' Sam, your friendly neighborhood CSE
official! I'm here today to explain the many benefits offered to you by your local branch of the Child Support Enforcement system! Did you know that before CSE, the Government didn't have as many ways to take money away from Daddy as it does now? It's true! Those were dark times, since we all know that Daddy doesn't give a hoot about you and would just as soon see you starve to death as think about you. Oh, don't cry -- Happy Poppa Government is here to help! When Mommy went on Welfare, the Government took on all the responsibilities that Daddy had been shirking -- taking care of you! Bad Daddy! BAD!!! But don't worry, today we have many ways of finding Daddy and making him pay. If he doesn't, or he can't, Bad Daddy goes to jail! And we all know that only criminals and other Bad People go to jail, don't we? See, he really IS a Bad Daddy! If Daddy cared about you, he would have stayed with Mommy and helped her to take care of you. Since he ran off, though, we here at CSE have ways of making him pay for what he did. Remember, when Daddy complains about us taking money, he's complaining about having to give YOU money! Why doesn't Bad Daddy want to take care of you? Doesn't he love you? Or does the Government love you more? Could be! Some Daddies lie to their children about how the Government takes money that they would have spent on their kids. This is an easy lie to disprove! Most Bad Deadbeat Daddies owe about $500 per month in Child Support. Has Daddy ever given YOU $500? No? Well then he's obviously lying when he says CSE is taking money from you! How can we be taking money that Daddy never gives you? Lying Daddy! *Cough* Eh, someone else take it from here -- I'm busy today - Ron ^*^ |
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CSE -- "We're from the Government, and we're here to help you!"
What about Mommies that left their child and were ordered to pay child
support but never have but tells child that she is going to get her back and has not money cause Daddy get it all. Lie Lie Lie The child comes back from visiting Mom and takes everything out on Daddy cause Mom has no money when in reality it all went for alcohol, boyfriends and narcotics to make her high. She says when she gets a house in 2 or 3 years then she can come and live with Mommy. The childs grades go kaput and she don't care about school any more and gives everyone a hard time. What then -- Judithe Cameron Canine Castaways Rescue http://www.caninecastaways.org/ "Werebat" wrote in message ... Hey kiddies! It's me, Smilin' Sam, your friendly neighborhood CSE official! I'm here today to explain the many benefits offered to you by your local branch of the Child Support Enforcement system! Did you know that before CSE, the Government didn't have as many ways to take money away from Daddy as it does now? It's true! Those were dark times, since we all know that Daddy doesn't give a hoot about you and would just as soon see you starve to death as think about you. Oh, don't cry -- Happy Poppa Government is here to help! When Mommy went on Welfare, the Government took on all the responsibilities that Daddy had been shirking -- taking care of you! Bad Daddy! BAD!!! But don't worry, today we have many ways of finding Daddy and making him pay. If he doesn't, or he can't, Bad Daddy goes to jail! And we all know that only criminals and other Bad People go to jail, don't we? See, he really IS a Bad Daddy! If Daddy cared about you, he would have stayed with Mommy and helped her to take care of you. Since he ran off, though, we here at CSE have ways of making him pay for what he did. Remember, when Daddy complains about us taking money, he's complaining about having to give YOU money! Why doesn't Bad Daddy want to take care of you? Doesn't he love you? Or does the Government love you more? Could be! Some Daddies lie to their children about how the Government takes money that they would have spent on their kids. This is an easy lie to disprove! Most Bad Deadbeat Daddies owe about $500 per month in Child Support. Has Daddy ever given YOU $500? No? Well then he's obviously lying when he says CSE is taking money from you! How can we be taking money that Daddy never gives you? Lying Daddy! *Cough* Eh, someone else take it from here -- I'm busy today - Ron ^*^ |
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CSE -- "We're from the Government, and we're here to help you!"
What about Mommies that left their child and were ordered to pay child
support but never have but tells child that she is going to get her back and has not money cause Daddy get it all. Lie Lie Lie The child comes back from visiting Mom and takes everything out on Daddy cause Mom has no money when in reality it all went for alcohol, boyfriends and narcotics to make her high. She says when she gets a house in 2 or 3 years then she can come and live with Mommy. The childs grades go kaput and she don't care about school any more and gives everyone a hard time. What then -- Judithe Cameron Canine Castaways Rescue http://www.caninecastaways.org/ "Werebat" wrote in message ... Hey kiddies! It's me, Smilin' Sam, your friendly neighborhood CSE official! I'm here today to explain the many benefits offered to you by your local branch of the Child Support Enforcement system! Did you know that before CSE, the Government didn't have as many ways to take money away from Daddy as it does now? It's true! Those were dark times, since we all know that Daddy doesn't give a hoot about you and would just as soon see you starve to death as think about you. Oh, don't cry -- Happy Poppa Government is here to help! When Mommy went on Welfare, the Government took on all the responsibilities that Daddy had been shirking -- taking care of you! Bad Daddy! BAD!!! But don't worry, today we have many ways of finding Daddy and making him pay. If he doesn't, or he can't, Bad Daddy goes to jail! And we all know that only criminals and other Bad People go to jail, don't we? See, he really IS a Bad Daddy! If Daddy cared about you, he would have stayed with Mommy and helped her to take care of you. Since he ran off, though, we here at CSE have ways of making him pay for what he did. Remember, when Daddy complains about us taking money, he's complaining about having to give YOU money! Why doesn't Bad Daddy want to take care of you? Doesn't he love you? Or does the Government love you more? Could be! Some Daddies lie to their children about how the Government takes money that they would have spent on their kids. This is an easy lie to disprove! Most Bad Deadbeat Daddies owe about $500 per month in Child Support. Has Daddy ever given YOU $500? No? Well then he's obviously lying when he says CSE is taking money from you! How can we be taking money that Daddy never gives you? Lying Daddy! *Cough* Eh, someone else take it from here -- I'm busy today - Ron ^*^ |
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CSE -- "We're from the Government, and we're here to help you!"
What about Mommies that left their child and were ordered to pay child
support but never have but tells child that she is going to get her back and has not money cause Daddy get it all. Lie Lie Lie The child comes back from visiting Mom and takes everything out on Daddy cause Mom has no money when in reality it all went for alcohol, boyfriends and narcotics to make her high. She says when she gets a house in 2 or 3 years then she can come and live with Mommy. The childs grades go kaput and she don't care about school any more and gives everyone a hard time. What then -- Judithe Cameron Canine Castaways Rescue http://www.caninecastaways.org/ "Werebat" wrote in message ... Hey kiddies! It's me, Smilin' Sam, your friendly neighborhood CSE official! I'm here today to explain the many benefits offered to you by your local branch of the Child Support Enforcement system! Did you know that before CSE, the Government didn't have as many ways to take money away from Daddy as it does now? It's true! Those were dark times, since we all know that Daddy doesn't give a hoot about you and would just as soon see you starve to death as think about you. Oh, don't cry -- Happy Poppa Government is here to help! When Mommy went on Welfare, the Government took on all the responsibilities that Daddy had been shirking -- taking care of you! Bad Daddy! BAD!!! But don't worry, today we have many ways of finding Daddy and making him pay. If he doesn't, or he can't, Bad Daddy goes to jail! And we all know that only criminals and other Bad People go to jail, don't we? See, he really IS a Bad Daddy! If Daddy cared about you, he would have stayed with Mommy and helped her to take care of you. Since he ran off, though, we here at CSE have ways of making him pay for what he did. Remember, when Daddy complains about us taking money, he's complaining about having to give YOU money! Why doesn't Bad Daddy want to take care of you? Doesn't he love you? Or does the Government love you more? Could be! Some Daddies lie to their children about how the Government takes money that they would have spent on their kids. This is an easy lie to disprove! Most Bad Deadbeat Daddies owe about $500 per month in Child Support. Has Daddy ever given YOU $500? No? Well then he's obviously lying when he says CSE is taking money from you! How can we be taking money that Daddy never gives you? Lying Daddy! *Cough* Eh, someone else take it from here -- I'm busy today - Ron ^*^ |
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