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Single Mom Success Stories!!
Hello Everyone!!
I am a booker for a network daytime talk show. We are looking for super extraordinary and sexy single moms who would like to date but are overwhelmed with extremely busy schedules. We are also looking for: Single mom success stories Single mom who is unable to move on because of an interfering party or guest Beautiful single mom who is unable to find men who are accepting of the single mom life Single mom dating on the internet Single mom dating stories Thank you to all the wonderful single moms out there. You are doing a fantastic job!! Please contact Heather Gordon at 310.202.2438 or |
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Single Mom Success Stories!!
'Kate wrote: On 17 Jul 2006 17:08:08 -0700, "heather2282" the following was posted in blue dry erase marker: Hello Everyone!! I am a booker for a network daytime talk show. We are looking for super extraordinary and sexy single moms who would like to date but are overwhelmed with extremely busy schedules. We are also looking for: Single mom success stories Damn. I'm 10 months short of my Master's. Single mom who is unable to move on because of an interfering party or guest HuH? That's nutzo. There are no nutzos here. Beautiful single mom who is unable to find men who are accepting of the single mom life That's shallow and superficial. I can see it now, cue the martyr mom tape Interviewer: "Tell me, Barbie, how has it been for you since you and Ken split?" Barbie: "It's been lonely. It's so hard to work as a pilot, astronaut, computer programmer, model, and be a single mommy. When I come home, I have to take care of Ken Jr., and clean the dream house. I hardly have any energy left to drive my corvette stingray convertible to the gym to look for a new husband. And when I meet an eligible man, and he hears that I have a son, he's out of there as fast as Ken was the day he left me. slight sobbing Interviewer: handing Barbie a handkerchief You poor, beautiful, lonely doll. turning to the audience What do you say we give this little filly a hand and find her a date. Behind this curtain, we have three eligible bachelors.... bachelor #1, say hello to Barbie! Bachelor #1: Hello Barbie! Barbie: Hello Bachelor #1 Interviewer: Bachelor #2 Bachelor #2: Hiya Babs! Barbie: Hello Bachelor #2. You sound familiar. Interviewer: Bachelor #3 Bachelor #3: Hi Barbie! Barbie: Hello Bachelor #3. Interviewer: Barbie, we've prepared some questions for you to ask the Bachelors. When time is up, a buzzer will sound cue buzzer and you will have to decide which lucky bachelor will be yours for the evening. Ready? Barbie: I'm ready. Interviewer: Then let's play cue theme music The Dating Game! music ends Barbie: Bachelor #2, I'm a busy single mother with four jobs. We have a date but I'm too tired to go anywhere. I want to make a quick store run to pick up dinner and a movie so that we can spend a relaxing evening at home but I don't have a babysitter. What would you do? Bachelor #2: I would get the list of things that you wanted, run to the store, and cook for you so that you could spend some time putting the baby to sleep and soaking in the jacuzzi bath surrounded by candle light that I thoughtfully drew for you. Barbie: Bachelor #3, same question. Bachelor #3: Well, Barbie, I love children so I wouldn't mind babysitting so that you could do the store run. Barbie: Bachelor #1? Bachelor #1: I'd have the chauffeur pick the maid and cook up so that the maid could watch the little one, the cook could run to the store and prepare a gourmet meal, and we could sit out by the pool and wait for dinner. Interviewer: Barbie? Barbie... you can't leave, the game isn't over! Interviewer: Well, folks, it looks like Barbie found her man. Single mom dating on the internet http://www.virtual-vibrator.com/ Single mom dating stories http://www.virtual-vibrator.com/ Thank you to all the wonderful single moms out there. You are doing a fantastic job!! How do you know? Seriously. I could be hacking 'em up right now. Well, not right this minute because I'm a touch typist and if I did, the typing would have looked like this: ho o you kno iouly. ulk hkin 'm up ih no. Please contact Heather Gordon at 310.202.2438 or Ok pretty single mommies... this is your shot at fame, fortune, and maybe a chance to find a nice single guy to take care of your kid! Yes, I know. Call the men in the white suits. This was way overboard. Hugs to all, 'Kate There is no doubt in my mind that you are one hillarious and quick witted woman ! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! now please excuse me while I check out that vibrator again :-) Bev |
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Single Mom Success Stories!!
'Kate wrote: On 17 Jul 2006 21:16:32 -0700, "Bev" the following was posted in blue dry erase marker: There is no doubt in my mind that you are one hillarious and quick witted woman ! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! I had good material to start with. The OP was funny as hell. now please excuse me while I check out that vibrator again :-) Bev LOL... isn't that precious? precious indeed......virtually stimulating ! :-P |
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Single Mom Success Stories!!
"'Kate" wrote in message ... On 18 Jul 2006 11:15:38 -0700, "Bev" the following was posted in blue dry erase marker: 'Kate wrote: On 17 Jul 2006 21:16:32 -0700, "Bev" the following was posted in blue dry erase marker: There is no doubt in my mind that you are one hillarious and quick witted woman ! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! I had good material to start with. The OP was funny as hell. now please excuse me while I check out that vibrator again :-) Bev LOL... isn't that precious? precious indeed......virtually stimulating ! :-P You know I'm hysterical over here, right? 'Kate's hysterical, Bev is stimulated, I'm scared. Anyone else? Oh, wait... , aka Heather Gordon, is a booker for a network daytime talk show and calls herself as "we". |
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