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Back-to-School Do's and DON'Ts from America's Favorite Grandma!
Summer vacation is nearly over and the little ones are going back in
school at last. Thank Goodness for that! Sending the kids back to school is more of a mixed blessing than ever this year, since even more severe budget cuts have changed the face of education more than ever. There are still shootings and stabbings at virtually every one of those pitiful public schools nearly every week, and what's more I think we should all take a good, hard look at the people they've hired to teach our children. Are they lustful, liberal, lying, hypocritical, deviant, pagan, or just plain evil? So few are decent, God-fearing True Americans these days it's a shame. It doesn't help that we're spending millions on Arab oil when we have resources right under our noses that we can use to drive our cars and heat our homes. I re-posting my short list of simple do's and don'ts for parents struggling, as we all do to one degree or another, to keep our children out of trouble at school. Here they are for your edification... 1) DO send your children to school on time. Don't delay your vacation so you can waste more time lounging around at some far-flung resort on Maui or Fire Island -- and we all know why they call it that, don't we? Make sure your kids are in school and ready to learn the very first day the doors are opened to receive them. If you teach them it's OK to slack off now, they'll spend the rest of their lives doing just that, to the peril of the whole world. Why do you think there's a recession going on right now, aside from the fact that our country's been overrun by undocumented alien scum? It's because most people are lazy and don't want to do a decent day's work! 2) DON'T let your children dress like little hoodlums and whores when they go to school. That means the rough "hip-hop" look of gangsta rappers and their cheap street "ho's" is completely out. Decent boys wear buttoned shirts, always tucked in, along with neckties to school, and decent girls wear skirts or dresses just short enough to allow comfortable kneeling in Church and nothing else. Both should wear age-appropriate underwear, which should never be seen in public. Tight and revealing clothes are out too, especially for growing bodies. Those so-called "hip huggers" are ABOMINATIONS unto the Lord! Violence and mayhem hit the public schools just about the time they threw the dress code out. Raid your children's closets and drawers before school starts and BURN any inappropriate garb - including those filthy thongs and low-riders. 3) DO make sure your children pray in school. School officials are forbidden by man's evil "laws" to LEAD children in prayer, of course, but that doesn't mean your children can't pray at the beginning of each class and particularly before exams. Instruct your children to stand up for their rights and to demand that a minute be set aside each day for prayer for all those who want to engage in it. True Christians should pray in Jesus' name. True Jews should chant their prayers in the Holy Hebrew tongue. Muslims and pagans should not be allowed to pray out loud because their prayers are addressed to false gods. I think students should carry replicas of the Holy Ten Commandments that were recently ordered removed from a courthouse in Alabama by the state's corrupt supreme court. All our laws are based on them. 4) DON'T forget to give your children a thick annotated Bible to read in school. As the ultimate source of all True Wisdom and Knowledge, it should be carried to school along with other secular textbooks and displayed as prominently as possible. I personally believe it should be open on each student's desk whenever any other book is, and that if any other text contradicts what the Word of God teaches in any way, True Believers are under no obligation to memorize or apply such profane teachings. Be sure to give your children a Bible-reading schedule and to quiz them on their comprehension. If students are forced to read secular rubbish like "The Odyssey" and "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight," they should also be conversant with the Holy Bible. They should also discuss it in class. When a secular-minded teacher unrolls a chart showing the interrelationships between the various so-called Indo-European languages, for example, your children should be able to recite the True History of the Tower of Babel in class to refute it. If a teacher wants to babble about the twelve labors of Hercules, your children should be able to explain that the Greek myth was borrowed from the True Story of Samson in the Bible. 5) DO make sure your children join the Good News Club or some other prayer forum that meets regularly to pray and study the Holy Scriptures in school. Make sure the club has a special sweater, jacket, or other emblem that identifies your child as a God-fearing Christian (or Jew, as the case may be) who is not afraid to proclaim his or her devotion to God in public. As the Lord Jesus taught, "Let your Light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in Heaven" (Matthew 5:16). 6) DON'T let your children read books that teach obvious error, which includes the wicked Theory of Evil-ution, which teaches people that their true parents were not Adam and Eve but instead a bunch of apes in the jungle. Your Church should hold regular book burnings. Although text books that belong to the demonic state should not be burned at such services, your children should invite teachers, principals, and liberal-leaning fellow students to such events to see how the True People of God handle such propaganda from the Putrid Pit as Charles Darwin's "Origin of Species" and Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five," which is still available in many public school libraries in SPITE of continued public outcry. Encourage your children to study Creation Science in depth. This world may be chaotic now, mostly because the heathen have made Satan its "lord," but it didn't spring into being by chance. 7) DO join the PTA and attend as many meetings as you can. Insist that they all start with prayer and be sure to take your Bible to them and make proposals directly from its sacred pages. Familiarize yourself with the school's general curriculum and point out any obvious errors in it. Make sure it doesn't favor any disadvantaged children or the offspring of illegal immigrants who refuse to learn proper English at home or at school. Legal immigrants typically leave their primitive, pagan cultures behind when they come to our Holy Country, which will one day be a Holy Theocracy. Illegal immigrants should be shunned. Who pays for their education? Aren't there any schools in the Third World to teach them the basics? 8) DON'T hesitate to protest the teaching of sex education to children. Every child should learn about the mysteries and wonders of the Sacred Sexual Union from his or her parents, not from a bunch of ultra-liberal teachers who don't believe in God or attend a Bible-believing Church regularly. Today's teachers tell kids that masturbation is not only "OK" but indispensable to good health. True Christians know better. Masturbation is evil! "Health" instructors regularly tell girls they can swim, ride horseback, and even do yoga while the Bloody Curse of Womanhood is upon them if they'll only insert tampons in their holy orifices. True Christians know that tampons are really masturbatory devices that no decent woman would ever introduce into her secret parts. Women should be set apart during this Special Time and should not be allowed to engage in strenuous exercise. Yoga is of the devil anyway and shouldn't be taught in secular schools. Beware, parents! Today's demon-possessed teachers hand out condoms and tell their students where they can get free birth control pills, diaphragms, deadly IUDs, spermicidal jellies and creams and foams, condoms, and even so-called "marital aids" just for the asking and completely without parental consent. Many of them actually show pornographic videos in class so their students will be turned on sexually all the time and ready to experiment with fornication, particularly with sexual fetishes or with homosexuality, with little prompting. 9) DO make sure your children know all about cults whose members might try to entice them to join false religions, such as the Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Christian Scientists, Unitarians, Swedenborgians, Muslims, Hare Krishnas, Scientologists, New Agers, and above all witches. If the whole class isn't allowed to study the Holy Bible as the foundation of Western civilization, it shouldn't be allowed to study the Koran or any other sectarian religious text either. The Koran might as well be called "A Manual of Intolerance" anyway. Any Muslim who accepts Christ as his or her Personal Savior will burn all the copies of the UN-holy Koran within reach. 10) DON'T forget to commemorate September 11 at school -- and to emphasize to your children who was responsible for the acts of terrorism committed that day -- Muslims. They should wear American flags to school every day and to pray for all the terrorists in the world plotting evil against the True People of God right now. They should see images of so-called Palestinian Arabs celebrating in the streets as the Twin Towers fell. 11) DO teach your children to report even the slightest suspicion of child molestation or child endangerment to the police. Many teachers are child molesters, and deviates hang out near playgrounds all over the country waiting for the opportunity to strike. Be especially watchful of children who come from broken homes. The family life in such households typically leads to sexual promiscuity and deviance. In Californication there are teachers in the public schools who openly recruit in their advanced sex education classes for prostitutes they can set up on street corners. Homosexuals are also busily recruiting in the public schools. 12) DON'T forget to get to know your children's teachers. Invite them to dinner and grill them on all the essentials: do they oppose the homosexual mockery of marriage that all the deviates and sex maniacs are pleading for now? Will they join you in closing down bars, bath houses, whorehouses, crack houses, dope dens, pot clubs, abortion clinics, and the vast network of tunnels that extend under our borders allowing an almost limitless influx into our country of illegal immigrant filth? If not, why not? Hold them accountable for their actions AND their opinions. 13) DO teach your children to shun classmates who are deliberately different, among them the children of illegal immigrants who refuse to learn proper English and want to be taught calculus and computer science in their native languages just so they can get more jobs exported overseas. And we're talking about some strange tongues here, such as Gujarati, Bemba, and Hokkienese, not just the "big six" (Spanish, Chinese, Vietnamese, Tagalog, Japanese, and Korean, which are all now official out West and which will soon be replacing English completely). Little Mussulmans who insist on taking their shoes off in class and/or draping themselves in long veils, shrouds, and curtains should also be avoided. You do realize they HATE God's Chosen People and frequently talk about blowing up people in Israel and New York. The idea of peaceful coexistence is totally alien to them. They wouldn't be here in the country they consider to be "the Great Satan" unless they wanted to do harm to our way of life. I think it's funny how they all say they don't drink the devil's potion even though they typically own -- or at least work in -- liquor stores that are often closed down for selling booze to minors. At one time even Osama bin Laden owned a chain of liquor stores in this country. In almost all of them there's a charity cup for the so-called children of "Palestine" (a fictitious country, as any map will tell you). The proceeds are always used to fund terrorism worldwide. I say leave these evil people to their own devices and maybe they'll get the message -- namely that we don't want them here. 14) DON'T neglect to help your children with their homework, which should be both challenging and plentiful. How else are we going to keep young people away from the boob tube and those ultra-violent video games they're all addicted to? That means you'd better know all the subjects they're studying inside and out. If you don't, sign up for some adult education courses yourself, or just go out and buy yourself some good books and read them. Start with the classics, like "The Color Purple" or "Invisible Man," and make sure you know everything your kids know and then some. I was talking with a woman yesterday who said she couldn't help her son with his trigonometry homework. I asked her why. "Did you get yourself knocked up at sixteen and drop out of high school or something?" I said. She said she was drawn to "graphic design" instead, which tells me she knows more about how to arrange toss pillows on a couch than she does about the mathematical proportions of God's Orderly World. I'd be ashamed if any of my kids could say they knew more than their mama. Fortunately, they can't. I had a very well-rounded education. We dispensed with all the theoretical nonsense they give kids to study today and got right to the basics. We started with Biblical Archaeology and moved upward from there to the Analytical Geometry of Solomon's Temple, which includes Kabbalistic gematria. 15) Do make sure your children eat a sensible diet. I think it's obvious to everyone that kids today are pigging out on calorie-rich junk food and just getting sick on account of it. It does no good to sue McDonald's and Hostess Foods Company, makers of HoHos and Ding Dongs (both of which are sexually suggestive and to be avoided). If nobody bought their sugar-loaded trash, they wouldn't be selling it. Get your kids off the sugar coaster today. Send the ones that have already succumbed and have blown up like blimps to the nearest hard labor fat farm to work all that flab off. That little brat who tweaked the Blaster worm and wrought havoc worldwide was too fat to get up off his dead backside and do anything constructive. Since the evil state won't allow public floggings and canings as a deterrent to such crimes, I think he ought to be packed off to the toughest fat camp there is. It will help him work on his "self-esteem" issues as well, the ugly heathen blob. Follow these basic principles are your children may be genuinely ready for college a year or more early. Jesus Loves EVEN You, Wretched Sinners That You Are in God's Sight! -|- | Reverend Grandmother Super-Holiness God's End-Times Spokesperson God's One True Church of Holy Assurance |
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