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Joke
Little Johnny and Suzy had almost nothing to do one day while in the house
playing. All of a sudden, Johnny got this great idea. "Let's take turns sliding down the banister rail!" he said. "Oh no," said Suzy. "That's way too scary." "No, it's not," says Johnny, and proceeds to the top of the stairs. The banister rail is long and very smooth with a beautiful marble ball at its base. Johnny climbs on and down he goes, screaming with excitement as he goes. He jumps off just before he gets to the marble ball at the bottom. "That was great," he said. "Come on, you try it now." Suzy still wasn't quite sure that this was a good idea. "No," she said, "It looks too scary." "No, it's not," said Johnny, and away he goes again to the top of the stairs. He climbs on and down he goes again, screaming with the same excitement as he did the first time. He jumps off just before the marble ball at the bottom. "You gotta try this, it's the best," says Johnny. Well, Little Suzy wasn't one to stay scared for very long and this really did look like fun, so she agreed. To the top of the stairs she goes. She straddles the banister rail, and slowly lets go with her hands. Down she goes, a lot faster than she expected. WHAM! She slams right into the marble ball at the bottom. She climbs off the banister rail and little Suzy is crying so hard and holding her groin, Johnny got a little scared that maybe she had really hurt herself. "Maybe you better let me see," said Little Johnny. So Suzy lifts her little dress, and pulls down her panties. Little Johnny's face went pale white. "OH MY GOD!" he said. "YOU KNOCKED IT RIGHT OFF!" |
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