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Old May 7th 06, 07:10 AM posted to misc.kids.breastfeeding
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My apologies... I liked it, anyways, and it seems to be only kind of off
topic

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A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom,
staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give
four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head,
hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what
to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.
Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled
his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A.
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Friend sent this to me... Thought it was fairly cute


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Old May 7th 06, 08:21 AM posted to misc.kids.breastfeeding
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lol - that's a good one! You should send that to the lady at
www.promom.org/101.htm - she could add it but would have to change the name
of her site!
"xkatx" wrote in message news:Cbg7g.2014$fV1.471@edtnps82...
My apologies... I liked it, anyways, and it seems to be only kind of
off topic

---
A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom,
staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed:
"Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his
head, hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what
to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.
Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he
scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A.
---



Friend sent this to me... Thought it was fairly cute



 




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