How tobacco is worse than a mean teacher

HOW TOBACCO IS WORSE THAN A MEAN TEACHER

1. Nobody has ever been addicted to mean teachers.

2. One mean teacher won't turn into thousands of mean teachers every
year for the rest of your life.

3. A tobacco addiction doesn't give you weekends and holidays off.

4. There is no summer vacation from a tobacco addiction.

5. A tobacco addiction doesn't stop at 3:00 in the afternoon.

6. A mean teacher won't interrupt you in the theater in the middle of
a Harry Potter movie.

7. You won't be stuck with the mean teacher for the rest of your life.

8. A mean teacher won't make running out of cigarettes feel like an
emergency.

9. A mean teacher won't make you pay him/her a thousand dollars per
year every year for the rest of your life.

10. A mean teacher won't try to trick you into smoking someone else's
used cigarette butt left lying in the street or ashtray. EEEEWWWW!

11. A mean teacher is a normal part of growing up. Tobacco is not a
normal part of growing up.

12. Mean teachers don't have a creepy camel for a mascot.