I never heard it called *THAT* before....

If you can't laugh about sex, what can you laugh at? Especially when it
involves working around a 39+week belly....


So in the spirit of those ubiquitous top ten lists... I don't have ten, yet,
but we're working on it.

Top euphamisms for intercourse in the last month of pregnancy:

Beaming Down Scotty

The Hot Prostaglandin Injection

Rerouting the energy through the matter transducers

Buying a ticket on the contraction express

Doing the Baby Waddle (because at 39 weeks 5 days, who dances?)

And my personal (and rather esoteric) favorite...
Having my lawyer personally serve the 72 hour eviction notice.

(dh is an attorney...lol... when I said this, he listed all the grounds one
might have for serving a 72 hour notice...and most were perfectly
appropriate, including contractual violations.... which could be another one
in and of itself...)

Since our honeymoon, dh and I have had a thing where anytime either of us
says something that could *remotely* be interpreted as a euphamism for sex
(of any kind), the response is, "Well. I never heard it called *THAT*
before."

Jenrose

"Jenrose" wrote in message
news:1109925769.bddbcd6300899a923ff0b31acab68fe9@t eranews...
If you can't laugh about sex, what can you laugh at? Especially when it
involves working around a 39+week belly....


So in the spirit of those ubiquitous top ten lists... I don't have ten,
yet, but we're working on it.

Top euphamisms for intercourse in the last month of pregnancy:

Beaming Down Scotty

The Hot Prostaglandin Injection

Rerouting the energy through the matter transducers

Buying a ticket on the contraction express

Doing the Baby Waddle (because at 39 weeks 5 days, who dances?)

And my personal (and rather esoteric) favorite...
Having my lawyer personally serve the 72 hour eviction notice.

(dh is an attorney...lol... when I said this, he listed all the grounds
one might have for serving a 72 hour notice...and most were perfectly
appropriate, including contractual violations.... which could be another
one in and of itself...)

Since our honeymoon, dh and I have had a thing where anytime either of us
says something that could *remotely* be interpreted as a euphamism for sex
(of any kind), the response is, "Well. I never heard it called *THAT*
before."

Jenrose

lol, that was funny. and kind of gross, but funny!
c

lol, that was funny. and kind of gross, but funny!
c


Well, sex at any point has an element of absurdity to it, but never so much
as at 9 months pg... And when you start having ulterior motives for sex
(like, gee, maybe the baby will show up five minutes sooner...) it gets even
sillier.

Jenrose

Hahahahahahahaha............I'll have to come up with some, now....

Kelly
#4 2/15/05

"Jenrose" wrote in message
news:1109925769.bddbcd6300899a923ff0b31acab68fe9@t eranews...
If you can't laugh about sex, what can you laugh at? Especially when it
involves working around a 39+week belly....


So in the spirit of those ubiquitous top ten lists... I don't have ten,
yet, but we're working on it.

Top euphamisms for intercourse in the last month of pregnancy:

Beaming Down Scotty

The Hot Prostaglandin Injection

Rerouting the energy through the matter transducers

Buying a ticket on the contraction express

Doing the Baby Waddle (because at 39 weeks 5 days, who dances?)

And my personal (and rather esoteric) favorite...
Having my lawyer personally serve the 72 hour eviction notice.

(dh is an attorney...lol... when I said this, he listed all the grounds
one might have for serving a 72 hour notice...and most were perfectly
appropriate, including contractual violations.... which could be another
one in and of itself...)

Since our honeymoon, dh and I have had a thing where anytime either of us
says something that could *remotely* be interpreted as a euphamism for sex
(of any kind), the response is, "Well. I never heard it called *THAT*
before."

Jenrose

Occasionally I forward messages to my email-messages I want to read later,
respond to, or remember something (like book recommendations) When I start
to put in my email addy, the first highlighted name that pops up is my MIL.
I usually nonchalantly scroll *just one* name down for mine. This time, for
a message in this thread, I was *REALLY* careful to make sure the messages
didn't go to her accidentally. That could have been a bit uncomfy.

Kelly

"Jenrose" wrote in message
news:1109925769.bddbcd6300899a923ff0b31acab68fe9@t eranews...
If you can't laugh about sex, what can you laugh at? Especially when it
involves working around a 39+week belly....


So in the spirit of those ubiquitous top ten lists... I don't have ten,
yet, but we're working on it.

Top euphamisms for intercourse in the last month of pregnancy:

Beaming Down Scotty

The Hot Prostaglandin Injection

Rerouting the energy through the matter transducers

Buying a ticket on the contraction express

Doing the Baby Waddle (because at 39 weeks 5 days, who dances?)

And my personal (and rather esoteric) favorite...
Having my lawyer personally serve the 72 hour eviction notice.

(dh is an attorney...lol... when I said this, he listed all the grounds
one might have for serving a 72 hour notice...and most were perfectly
appropriate, including contractual violations.... which could be another
one in and of itself...)

Since our honeymoon, dh and I have had a thing where anytime either of us
says something that could *remotely* be interpreted as a euphamism for sex
(of any kind), the response is, "Well. I never heard it called *THAT*
before."

Jenrose

Now, if only your tenant would heed the eviction notice :-)

KC

wrote in message
oups.com...
Now, if only your tenant would heed the eviction notice :-)

It's still got about, oh, 36 hours before we call in the sheriff. G

(Actually, the midwife is coming over tomorrow afternoon to help me figure
out why baby seems to go UP when I have contractions, rather than DOWN.)

Jenrose

And my personal (and rather esoteric) favorite...
Having my lawyer personally serve the 72 hour eviction notice.

(dh is an attorney...lol... when I said this, he listed all the grounds
one might have for serving a 72 hour notice...and most were perfectly
appropriate, including contractual violations.... which could be another
one in and of itself...)

lol i love it! this whole post needed a drink warning.


--
-Sara
Mommy to DD, 3
And DS, Very New