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September 15th 03, 09:49 PM
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Joke
A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror
and says to her husband, "I look, horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size". Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just feel so old and ugly... can you please at least pay me one compliment?" The husband replies..... "Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's ****ing spot on!" 
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