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Old November 24th 04, 03:02 AM
Cele
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On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 01:40:55 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/derby/fun_stuff...helper_names.s

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ahem Giggley Horny-Cheeks. Comments on a postcard to the usual

address.

Assuming my maiden name would be the one Santa'd use, I'm, uh, Fuzzy
Brandy butter-Helper.


The brandy part sounds hopeful if a little Tolkeinian. How hairy are your
feet?


Nothing wrong with Tolkein, my Preciousssss.

Now. About your cheeks.....


Indeed, my feelings too. Curious, eh?


Very. But you know what curiosity did to the cat.

Do you have any idea which ones they might have meant?


Which feelings? You'd be the expert on that......

Cele

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Old November 25th 04, 04:14 PM
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"Cele" wrote in message
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On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 01:40:55 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:
"Cele" wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 00:15:46 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
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"'Kate" wrote in message
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/derby/fun_stuff...helper_names.s
html

ahem Giggley Horny-Cheeks. Comments on a postcard to the usual
address.

Assuming my maiden name would be the one Santa'd use, I'm, uh, Fuzzy
Brandy butter-Helper.


The brandy part sounds hopeful if a little Tolkeinian. How hairy are

your
feet?


Nothing wrong with Tolkein, my Preciousssss.


You mean as in "Look Who's Tolkein Now."?

Now. About your cheeks.....


Indeed, my feelings too. Curious, eh?


Very. But you know what curiosity did to the cat.


Indeed I do but I'm sure you'd have been happy to enlighten me if I didn't.

Do you have any idea which ones they might have meant?


Which feelings? You'd be the expert on that......


I would? Oh dear.


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Paul Griffiths


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Old November 27th 04, 05:49 PM
Cele
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 16:14:30 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
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"Cele" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 01:40:55 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:
"Cele" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 00:15:46 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:
"'Kate" wrote in message
news



http://www.bbc.co.uk/derby/fun_stuff...helper_names.s
html

ahem Giggley Horny-Cheeks. Comments on a postcard to the usual
address.

Assuming my maiden name would be the one Santa'd use, I'm, uh, Fuzzy
Brandy butter-Helper.

The brandy part sounds hopeful if a little Tolkeinian. How hairy are

your
feet?


Nothing wrong with Tolkein, my Preciousssss.


You mean as in "Look Who's Tolkein Now."?


Only if you make a hobbit of it....

Now. About your cheeks.....

Indeed, my feelings too. Curious, eh?


Very. But you know what curiosity did to the cat.


Indeed I do but I'm sure you'd have been happy to enlighten me if I didn't.


Always ready to oblige. :-P

Do you have any idea which ones they might have meant?


Which feelings? You'd be the expert on that......


I would? Oh dear.


Yes?

Cele
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Old November 27th 04, 08:05 PM
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"Cele" wrote in message

Nothing wrong with Tolkein, my Preciousssss.


You mean as in "Look Who's Tolkein Now."?


Only if you make a hobbit of it....


That was an orc ward one.

Leggo lass before you run out of puns.

Dennis


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Old November 28th 04, 02:49 AM
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On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 20:05:20 -0000, "denanson" Dennis@Large .ie
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"Cele" wrote in message

Nothing wrong with Tolkein, my Preciousssss.

You mean as in "Look Who's Tolkein Now."?


Only if you make a hobbit of it....


That was an orc ward one.

Leggo lass before you run out of puns.


Oh, nicely done. Saruman, I can't top that.

Cele
 




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