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Old October 20th 05, 07:57 AM
fungus
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jerry wrote:
I really don't understand why Judith's post has caused such a fuss.

She just raised two facts about foreskins that you can't really argue
about.


Uhuh.....but she hasn't raised a single one which
would mandate compulsory mass circumcision of all
newborns.


The first was that they smell. This is true.


And, um, scrotums, vaginas, assholes, armpits,
mouths, feet, etc. could *never* stink, right?

Here's an idea: Let's chop off everything which
might smell bad if it's not washed properly!!!

On the other hand we could invent a special spray
for it - just like the special sprays we've invented
for the other stinky parts of the human anatomy.


The second fact was that foreskins spread diseases
like AIDS.


My foreskin isn't spreading AIDS, and neither are
most other foreskins in the world.


Circumcision may/may not have benefits/disadvantages,
but there's *NOTHING* that can't be delayed until
adulthood - when the *OWNER* of said foreskin can
make the decision to chop or not.

How hard is that for you to understand...? Which
part of the word "wait" are you having trouble with?




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"I think he was taking ****s in the bathtub and covering it
with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna."
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Old October 20th 05, 05:21 PM
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fungus wrote:


My foreskin isn't spreading AIDS, and neither are
most other foreskins in the world.



There is no question that your foreskin is a source of acute nervous
tension. Your sad and pathetic knee jerk responses confirm this. Take a
hike stinky.
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Old October 20th 05, 10:06 PM
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Briar Rabbit wrote:

There is no question that your foreskin is a source of acute nervous
tension. Your sad and pathetic knee jerk responses confirm this. Take a
hike stinky.


Now the frantic Mutilation Freaks are claiming foreskins are a source of
acute nervous tension, what and see what other Desperate claims they
will make...
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Old October 21st 05, 07:41 PM
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Briar Rabbit wrote:
fungus wrote:


My foreskin isn't spreading AIDS, and neither are
most other foreskins in the world.


There is no question that your foreskin is a source of acute nervous
tension. Your sad and pathetic knee jerk responses confirm this. Take a
hike stinky.


Foreskin fetishism is one of the most dangerous and maniacal obsessions
of its kind, and fungus has it in spades!ehehee He would rather risk
AIDS than part with his beloved aardvark snout. That thing must feed on
circus peanuts! LOL! If any group is guilty of propaganda, it is the
anti-circ ilk! They specialize in outright lies (ie. foreskin has
health benefits, circumcision is mutilation and sexual torture,
circumcised men are physically & emotionally damaged, etc.),
distortions (most of the world is uncircumcised - inferring that
outside of the US, you will find a 0% circumcision rate! DOH) &
exaggerations (circumcision for an infant is excruciatingly painful).
-D, NYC "Christianity has deluged the world with blood & tears -
Judaism has caused neither for religion's sake" - MARK TWAIN..."The
first American scientist ever awarded the Nobel prize was Jewish" -
ALBERT ABRAHAM MICHAELSON".."In New York, even if you're Catholic,
you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to be
Goyish, even if you're Jewish!" ehe - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred
Schneider, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."The extraordinary European
Jews who emigrated to New York were enriching the city's intellectual
life with an intensity that has probably never been equaled anywhere
during a comparable period of time. I was raised largely by these
Jews... They were my teachers; they were my employers; they were my
friends. They introduced me to a world of books and ideas that I didn't
know existed" - MARLON BRANDO (excerpt from "Songs My Mother Taught
Me").."The Jew is the emblem of eternity. He who neither slaughter nor
torture of thousands of years could destroy, he who neither fire, nor
sword, nor Inquisition was able to wipe off the face of the earth. He
who was the first to produce the Oracles of God. He who has been for so
long the Guardian of Prophecy and has transmitted it to the rest of the
world. Such a nation cannot be destroyed. The Jew is as everlasting as
Eternity itself" - LEO TOLSTOY

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Old October 21st 05, 08:09 PM
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On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:41:02 -0700, darrint68 wrote:

He would rather risk
AIDS than part with his beloved aardvark snout


Ha ha ha ha ... I just choked on my beverage.
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Old October 21st 05, 08:11 PM
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Of course, Darwin was right. (Try to teach that to the Christian
Fundamentalists in the US!)

Wrong!!, what you said that only males without foreskins would survive.
Nature takes a long time to evolve corrections and adjustments. Why
would the foreskin have been obliged to disappear in your
assigned/imagined/perceived time frame? Maybe those with foreskins have
to die first for the evolutionary correction to happen -- a good
indication is that the carriers of HIV are living up to your
expectations of how males will be selected for survival.

The appendix no longer functions but it's still present in all humans.
But the foreskin has shown indications of what could be considered some
attempt at "disappearance" - boys born with no foreskin or very short
foreskin.

Maybe your lady friend and some other like your and other guys'
foreskin, but that's not why nature keeps producing them, as you know
it's contrary to evolution and a suggestion that the "theory of use and
disuse" could be correct, which it's not at all. And by the way, your
foreskin doesn't cover a glands, it covers a glans.

Personally, my girlfriend loves a nice clean circumcision behind the
glans she plays with on me.

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Old October 21st 05, 08:30 PM
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On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:11:44 -0700, wrote:

Personally, my girlfriend loves a nice clean circumcision behind the
glans she plays with on me.


Oh, and she likes mine too. Give her a kiss for me - but not before she
brushes her teeth.
 




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