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attorney's prayer
This Prayer can be adapted for Bad Judges, Evil Child Protection Workers
etc,etc An Attorney's Prayer Oh Lord, I am a sinner, I have But one thing to asked of you before you call me home. Give me five minutes notice, just five minutes. Cause in the five minutes I can asked your forgiveness for all the evil I have done, for all the back room deals, for all the times I cheated my clients,for all the families I have destroyed, for all of your rules I have broken, for lies I have told, for all the judges who winked at my deals,for all the children who are in foster care, because of me, for all the husbands in jail ,when they did not have to be,for all the times I cheated on my taxes and my wife. For all the times I cause suicide, for all the times I protected sheriff's and other public officials, for all the people I set up with false evidence,for all the kick backs I received, for all the times I overcharged my clients. For all this and ten thousand more, I asked for your forgiveness and beg you for five minutes notice before I die. But if you refuse to grant me this request, then I will take you to court and sue you for every thing you have, you see my brother is a judge. amen |
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attorney's prayer
That's right. The only good lawyer is a dead lawyer.
The only good Judge, is a dead judge. And the only reasonble punishment is a bullet in the head. "Kenneth S." wrote in message ... biff wrote: This Prayer can be adapted for Bad Judges, Evil Child Protection Workers etc,etc An Attorney's Prayer Oh Lord, I am a sinner, I have But one thing to asked of you before you call me home. Give me five minutes notice, just five minutes. Cause in the five minutes I can asked your forgiveness for all the evil I have done, for all the back room deals, for all the times I cheated my clients,for all the families I have destroyed, for all of your rules I have broken, for lies I have told, for all the judges who winked at my deals,for all the children who are in foster care, because of me, for all the husbands in jail ,when they did not have to be,for all the times I cheated on my taxes and my wife. For all the times I cause suicide, for all the times I protected sheriff's and other public officials, for all the people I set up with false evidence,for all the kick backs I received, for all the times I overcharged my clients. For all this and ten thousand more, I asked for your forgiveness and beg you for five minutes notice before I die. But if you refuse to grant me this request, then I will take you to court and sue you for every thing you have, you see my brother is a judge. amen An sinful engineer died and went to Hell. After he got there, he started working, and it wasn't long before they had air conditioning, flush toilets, and all kinds of comforts. God was getting a little concerned, and so he phoned down to Satan, and said: "I've had just about enough of this. You people are getting altogether too comfortable down there. Send that engineer up here immediately!" Satan refused, and God said to him: "Look if you don't do what I want, I'll sue you." At which Satan snorted and said: "What kind of a threat is that? Where are you going to find a lawyer up there?" |
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