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A New Venture
I have finally succumbed to the the desire to make millions off a MLM
scheme. However, instead of being but a zit near the bottom of the line, I have opened my own company to cash in on a new scientific discovery. Following my wildly successful venture as outlined he http://tinyurl.com/s75u I hereby announce a totally new supplement designed to let you be around forever. See: http://tinyurl.com/s76q CedarOoze is developed from the Mediterranean Cedar Tree. Used for thousand of years, and written about by Pliny, it allows the mummies to be with us today. Undeciphered text, found at the Great Pyramid of Gaza, tells us that thos ewho rubbed it on their skins, and then licked their fingers clean, lived to ripe old ages. Testimonials: Methusalah: I just loved the barky taste. I would lick each finger clean after doing the Cedar rub on Mrs. Methuslah and myself. Moses: I would have lived to see the Promised Land if I did not run out of CedarOoze. Now, call 999-FISH-EYE-FISH-DOG-CAT-CAT-TREE-ROCK-MAN-DUCK and order your supply today! Downline distributers wanted. |
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A New Venture
"Markasurusi Probertasaurusi" wrote in
message et... I have finally succumbed to the the desire to make millions off a MLM scheme. However, instead of being but a zit near the bottom of the line, I have opened my own company to cash in on a new scientific discovery. [...] I hereby announce a totally new supplement designed to let you be around forever. See: http://tinyurl.com/s76q Drat! I was counting on juniper being the answer to preservation (i.e., eternal youth), and now it looks like all the gin I've imbibed over the years was for nought. Science guessperts fail (yet) again... Good luck with your new venture. g |
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A New Venture
"JG" wrote in message t... "Markasurusi Probertasaurusi" wrote in message et... I have finally succumbed to the the desire to make millions off a MLM scheme. However, instead of being but a zit near the bottom of the line, I have opened my own company to cash in on a new scientific discovery. [...] I hereby announce a totally new supplement designed to let you be around forever. See: http://tinyurl.com/s76q Drat! I was counting on juniper being the answer to preservation (i.e., eternal youth), and now it looks like all the gin I've imbibed over the years was for nought. Science guessperts fail (yet) again... Good luck with your new venture. g Pliny wrote about it for thousands of years. It was suppressed by the know-it-alls. Now, he is proven correct. BTW, I still have a few dusty copies of Hukt on Heiroglyphics available... |
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