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Old July 22nd 03, 04:36 PM
Todd Gastaldo
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Default Pregnant (Legally Blonde) White House staffers...

Nationally syndicated columnist ARIANNA HUFFINGTON did a nice review of
Legally Blonde 2. See below for the URL...


ATTENTION PREGNANT (LEGALLY BLONDE) WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS...

Maybe a White House staffer whose baby suffered birth trauma will report
forcefully to the President and start working to stop MDs from closing birth
canals up to 30%.

Anything is possible. This is America. Look what happened in Legally
Blonde 2. : )


ATTENTION PREGNANT LEGALLY BLONDE 2 FANS: MDs are closing birth canals up
to 30%. It's EASY to
allow your birth canal to OPEN the "extra" up to 30%!

Just roll onto your side as you push your baby out! BUT - see WARNING,
WARNING, WARNING at the very end of this post...


HISTORY BEHIND THIS EMAIL...


MORON (the town)

I informed Pres. George W. Bush that MD-obstetricians are senselessly
closing birth canals...
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=e....earthlink.net

Dr. Hyderman replied:

"[Pres. Bush is]...not interested...Moron."
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=e...usplanet .net

Since Dr. Hyderman capitalized the word Moron and placed it at the very end
of his post maybe he has moved to...

"Moron, a town of approximately 50 000 people..."
http://www.entrenet.com/~groedmed/cayococo/cc4.html


MORON (the person)

IS PRES. BUSH A MORON GRANDFATHER-TO-BE? (I doubt it.)

Dr. Hyderman will be please to learn that Pres. Bush's
replied to my email:

"Thank you for e-mailing President Bush. Your ideas and comments are very
important to him....[T]he President cannot personally
respond to each message. However, the White House staff considers and
reports citizen ideas and concerns."

I agree with Dr. Hyderman's inference that it is highly unlikely that the
President will take any public action.

But what about PRIVATE action? Only a moron grandfather-to-be wouldn't want
maximal pelvic outlet diameter for his yet unborn grandchildren.

REMEMBER Pres. Bush (I'm hoping you're reading): MD-obstetricians are
CAUSING cephalopelvic disproportion (and failure to progress) and then
performing c-sections BEcause of cephalopelvic disproportion (and failure to
progress). An estimated 4.6% of "healthy" term babies are born with
unexplained brain bleeds... See the postscript.

REMEMBER ALSO Pres. Bush: MDs are slashing vaginas en masse (euphemism
"routine episiotomy") surgically/FRAUDULENTLY inferring they are doing
everything possible to OPEN birth canals - even as they CLOSE birth canals -
up to 30%. See the postscript.

WHY are we letting MDs close birth canals?



PREGNANT (LEGALLY BLONDE) WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS...

Maybe Pres. Bush won't do a thing...

I'm hoping pregnant White House staffers will have easier births because
they read my email to Pres. Bush...

And (I say again) maybe a White House staffer whose baby suffered birth
trauma will report forcefully to the President and start working to stop MDs
from closing birth canals up to 30%.

Anything is possible. This is America. Look what happened in Legally
Blonde 2. : )



LEGALLY BLONDE STAR REESE WITHERSPOON REPORTEDLY HAVING ANOTHER BABY....

"Witherspoon, 27, and her husband, actor Ryan Phillippe, are getting ready
to tackle parenthood for the second time around."
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/GMA/E...therspoon.html

"Reese is currently pregnant with her second child."
http://reeseonline.bravepages.com/Reesebiography.html

"Her Doctor was the first person to call her Reese Witherspoon. When he
called Reese out in the surgery room he left off her first two names, and
she thought Reese Witherspoon had a nice ring to it. He told her it was a
name nobody would become familiar with...Reese is due to give birth to her
second child at the end of this year..."
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet.../personid-8644


JOHN WITHERSPOON, MD

JOHN, will you forward this to Reese? Hopefully you made sure your
granddaughter Ava had maximal pelvic outlet area. If not, I'm hoping it
isn't too late for your next grandchild. Remember John, your fellow MDs
(obstetricians) are CAUSING cephalopelvic disproportion (and failure to
progress) and then performing c-sections BEcause of cephalopelvic
disproportion (and failure to progress). Remember also: An estimated 4.6%
of "healthy" term babies suffer unexplained brain bleeds.

Also, as I noted for Pres. Bush above: MDs are slashing vaginas en masse
(euphemism "routine episiotomy") surgically/FRAUDULENTLY inferring they are
doing everything possible to OPEN birth canals - even as they CLOSE birth
canals - up to 30%. See the postscript.

WHY are we letting MDs close birth canals?



AMANDA BROWN (Legally Blonde author Amanda Brown c/o (Imprint) Publicity,
375 Hudson Street, New York, NY 10014)

AMANDA, did you ever graduate from Stanford Law School? If so, please use
your skills as an attorney to help stop MDs from closing birth canals.

"In 1993, [Amanda Brown] entered Stanford Law School...the perfect
opportunity to conduct an anthropological study of the law school species,
hence Legally Blonde...Brown, who is blonde, recently finished her second
novel Family Trust (Dutton, July 2003)..."
http://www.amanda-brown.com/author.html


ARIANNA HUFFINGTON (via )...

ARIANNA, you wrote: "Elle's [Legally Blonde 2] battle is to pass
anti-animal testing legislation, but throughout our history, whatever the
cause -- from the struggle for civil rights and the drive for women's
suffrage to the fight to end the war in Vietnam -- it wasn't elected
officials who were in the vanguard, but outraged and engaged citizens
demanding reform."
http://www.ariannaonline.com/columns/files/062503.html

I hope you will become "outraged and engaged" in helping to stop MDs from
closing birth canals...


CHIROPRACTIC ORTHOPEDISTS...

Dr. Hyderman recently wrote that chiropractic orthopedists are "very highly
qualified individuals"...
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=e...usplanet .net

We agree on this point...

With MDs understandably (though unconscionably) dragging their feet, I'm
still hoping that chiropractic orthopedists will help stop MDs from closing
birth canals and gruesomely manipulating most babies' spines at birth.

See again: Chiro orthopedists and global UNREST - and babies...
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=e... arthlink.net

Thanks for reading,

Sincerely,

Todd

Dr. Gastaldo


PS PREGNANT WOMEN (I say again): MDs are closing birth canals up to 30%.
It's
EASY to
allow your birth canal to OPEN the "extra" up to 30%!

Just roll onto your side as you push your baby out! BUT - see WARNING,
WARNING, WARNING at the very end of this post...

MDs KNOW THEY ARE COMMITTING THE CRIME...

"It is established obstetric teaching that a narrow pelvic outlet
predisposes to a difficult vaginal delivery..."
--Ass-Ärztin Dr. Andrea Froschauer-Frudinger et al. via
[Frudinger et al. Br J Obstet Gynaecol
2002;109(11):1207-12]


PHYSICIANS ARE **LYING** - BABIES BE DAMNED...

Physicians are now saying, "*We* aren't doing it - babies are being damaged
BEFORE birth."

Frances Cowan, PhD and colleagues mention an interesting development:

"Until recently hypoxic-ischaemic events in the perinatal period were
assumed to be the main cause for early neonatal encephalopathy...[but now
antenatal factors are being implicated]..."

[Cowan F, Rutherford M, Groenedaal F, Eken P, Mercuri E, Bydder GM,
Meiners LC, Dubowitz LMS, de Vries LS, Origin and timing of brain lesions in
term infants with neonatal encephalopathy. The Lancet
(Mar1)2003;361:736-42.]

I suspect some MD researchers began FRAUDULENTLY implicating antenatal
events back in the 1980s - back when the public started learning of the
radiographic evidence that squatting opens birth canals up to 30%.

FACT: MDs began overtly LYING when in the early 1990s I began pointing
out that the phrase "squatting opens birth canals up to 30%" -
usefully translated - means MDs have been CLOSING birth canals up to 30%.

Cowan et al. write:

"Our findings show that more than 90% of term infants
with neonatal encephalopathy...without specific syndromes or major
congenital defects, had evidence of perinatally acquired insults...Reasons
for injuries of perinatal onset remain poorly understood."

Even if MDs (and MBs) are NOT causing neonatal encephalopathy by closing
birth canals - they should STOP closing birth canals...

I've often pointed out that the obivous massive MD birth crime (MDs
senselessly closing birth canals) becomes most obvious when one
realizes that MDs are slashing vaginas en masse (euphemism "routine
episiotomy") surgically/FRAUDULENTLY inferring they are doing everything
possible to OPEN birth canals even as they CLOSE birth canals.

See again: Squatting, Nurse Jenn's genital piercing, the Anti-Vagina - and
Kingston General's Human Mobility Centre...
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=e... earthlink.net

Nurse Jenn *wanted* her vagina modified.

I submit
that most women *don't* want their vaginas modified - at least not at
birth - and they certainly don't want their babies' brains modified by
MD-obstetricians senselessly closing birth canals...

Two Canadian MDs - Erica Eason and Perle Feldman -
recommend
"consumer
pressures" to stop the mass vagina slashing:

"[i]t is clear that episiotomy is a MAJOR contributor to trauma,
pain, and suffering in parturients. Changes in practice can be
effectively introduced through CONSUMER PRESSURES...Routine
episiotomy remains common even in teaching institutions. 'Who
cares about a little cut?' was a frequent comment from
obstetricians...Given the evidence, there should be widespread
abandonment of routine episiotomy "
Erica Eason, MDCM, FRCSC and Perle Feldman, MDCM, FCFP
Obstet Gynecol 2000;95:616-8. Emphasis added.

Whereas Erica and Perle recommend "consumer pressures"...

I recommend "consumer PRESSURIZERS" - THE POLICE...

I just want MD-obstetricians to stop their massive crime. I am in
favor of pardons in advance for MDs. MDs are just academic
prime cuts forced through this culture's most powerful mental meatgrinder -
medical school.

MORE obvious criminal negligence by MDs...

At the University of Hawaii Med School...

"Most first year residents finish the year having performed over 50 cesarean
sections as the primary surgeon."
http://hawaiimed.hawaii.edu/residenc...ms/obgyn5.html

Arrrrggghhh! This is obvious criminal negligence IF - as is the case all
over the world - women are forced into "failure to progress" on their
backs/butts - on their sacra - closing their birth canals up to 30%.

Cephalopelvic disproportion/failure to progress is often the reason given
for cesareans.

Sometimes cesarean section is necessary - but MDs are CAUSING cephalopelvic
disproportion/failure to progress - then "performing" cesarean sections
BEcause of cephalopelvic disproportion/failure to progress...

MDs are also forcing uteri to push with birth canals closed up to 30% - then
chemically whipping uteri to push VIOLENTLY - with oxytocin/Cytotec - with
birth canals senselessly closed up to 30%.

No wonder women beg for epidurals!

MDs also pull on babies' heads with their hands in most vaginal births -
with birth canals senselessly closed up to 30%.

In some institutions - in 26% of births (!) - MDs reach INSIDE the vagina -
with forceps/vacuum extractors - and pull babies out by their skulls -
through birth canals senselessly closed up to 30%.

Sometimes MDs pull so hard they rip spinal nerves out of tiny spinal cords!

Incredibly, MDs have blamed their bizarre birth-canal-closing behavior on
the West's loss of a fundamental human rest posture!

See Gardosi et al.'s 1989 Lancet "controlled trial of squatting" - where
nobody squatted...

See also: Chiro orthopedists and global UNREST - and babies...
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=e... arthlink.net

Please help stop MDs from closing birth canals.

Sincerely,

Todd

Dr. Gastaldo


PREGNANT WOMEN! It's EASY to open your birth canal an "extra" up to
30%!

Just roll onto your side as you push your baby out! PLEASE talk to your MD
about this NOW...

WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING: Some MDs will let women "try" side-lying and
other
"alternative" delivery positions - but they will move women back to
semisitting -
close their birth canals (!) at
the very worst possible moment (as the baby is coming out)...

See GASTALDO'S ABSTRACT - my invited poster presentation at a recent
obstetric congress co-sponsored by the American College of Obstetricians and
Gynecologists/ACOG. (NOTE: GASTALDO'S ABSTRACT is on the web: Search
"GASTALDO'S ABSTRACT
Paciornik"...)

Again, thanks for reading, everyone,

Sincerely,

Todd

Dr. Gastaldo


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