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Old July 11th 06, 11:48 PM posted to alt.support.single-parents
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Situational Awareness Scenario

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is an abrupt drop and on your right side is a Fire
Engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?





Answer below.








Answer:



Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk!

 




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