Single Mom Success Stories!!

Hello Everyone!!

I am a booker for a network daytime talk show.

We are looking for super extraordinary and sexy single moms who would
like to date but are overwhelmed with extremely busy schedules.

We are also looking for:
Single mom success stories
Single mom who is unable to move on because of an interfering party or
guest
Beautiful single mom who is unable to find men who are accepting of the
single mom life
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Single mom dating stories

Thank you to all the wonderful single moms out there. You are doing a
fantastic job!!

Please contact Heather Gordon at 310.202.2438 or

'Kate wrote:
On 17 Jul 2006 17:08:08 -0700, "heather2282" the
following was posted in blue dry erase marker:

Hello Everyone!!

I am a booker for a network daytime talk show.

We are looking for super extraordinary and sexy single moms who would
like to date but are overwhelmed with extremely busy schedules.

We are also looking for:
Single mom success stories

Damn. I'm 10 months short of my Master's.

Single mom who is unable to move on because of an interfering party or
guest

HuH? That's nutzo. There are no nutzos here.

Beautiful single mom who is unable to find men who are accepting of the
single mom life

That's shallow and superficial. I can see it now, cue the martyr mom
tape

Interviewer: "Tell me, Barbie, how has it been for you since you and Ken
split?"

Barbie: "It's been lonely. It's so hard to work as a pilot, astronaut,
computer programmer, model, and be a single mommy. When I come home, I
have to take care of Ken Jr., and clean the dream house. I hardly have
any energy left to drive my corvette stingray convertible to the gym to
look for a new husband. And when I meet an eligible man, and he hears
that I have a son, he's out of there as fast as Ken was the day he left
me. slight sobbing

Interviewer: handing Barbie a handkerchief You poor, beautiful, lonely
doll. turning to the audience What do you say we give this little
filly a hand and find her a date. Behind this curtain, we have three
eligible bachelors.... bachelor #1, say hello to Barbie!

Bachelor #1: Hello Barbie!

Barbie: Hello Bachelor #1

Interviewer: Bachelor #2

Bachelor #2: Hiya Babs!

Barbie: Hello Bachelor #2. You sound familiar.

Interviewer: Bachelor #3

Bachelor #3: Hi Barbie!

Barbie: Hello Bachelor #3.

Interviewer: Barbie, we've prepared some questions for you to ask the
Bachelors. When time is up, a buzzer will sound cue buzzer and you
will have to decide which lucky bachelor will be yours for the evening.
Ready?

Barbie: I'm ready.

Interviewer: Then let's play cue theme music The Dating Game!

music ends

Barbie: Bachelor #2, I'm a busy single mother with four jobs. We have a
date but I'm too tired to go anywhere. I want to make a quick store run
to pick up dinner and a movie so that we can spend a relaxing evening at
home but I don't have a babysitter. What would you do?

Bachelor #2: I would get the list of things that you wanted, run to the
store, and cook for you so that you could spend some time putting the
baby to sleep and soaking in the jacuzzi bath surrounded by candle light
that I thoughtfully drew for you.

Barbie: Bachelor #3, same question.

Bachelor #3: Well, Barbie, I love children so I wouldn't mind
babysitting so that you could do the store run.

Barbie: Bachelor #1?

Bachelor #1: I'd have the chauffeur pick the maid and cook up so that
the maid could watch the little one, the cook could run to the store and
prepare a gourmet meal, and we could sit out by the pool and wait for
dinner.

Interviewer: Barbie? Barbie... you can't leave, the game isn't over!

Interviewer: Well, folks, it looks like Barbie found her man.



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Thank you to all the wonderful single moms out there. You are doing a
fantastic job!!

How do you know? Seriously. I could be hacking 'em up right now. Well,
not right this minute because I'm a touch typist and if I did, the
typing would have looked like this:

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Please contact Heather Gordon at 310.202.2438 or

Ok pretty single mommies... this is your shot at fame, fortune, and
maybe a chance to find a nice single guy to take care of your kid!

Yes, I know. Call the men in the white suits. This was way overboard.

Hugs to all,
'Kate

There is no doubt in my mind that you are one hillarious and quick
witted woman ! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

now please excuse me while I check out that vibrator again :-)
Bev

'Kate wrote:
On 17 Jul 2006 21:16:32 -0700, "Bev" the
following was posted in blue dry erase marker:

There is no doubt in my mind that you are one hillarious and quick
witted woman ! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

I had good material to start with. The OP was funny as hell.


now please excuse me while I check out that vibrator again :-)
Bev

LOL... isn't that precious?

precious indeed......virtually stimulating ! :-P

"'Kate" wrote in message
...
On 18 Jul 2006 11:15:38 -0700, "Bev" the
following was posted in blue dry erase marker:


'Kate wrote:
On 17 Jul 2006 21:16:32 -0700, "Bev" the
following was posted in blue dry erase marker:

There is no doubt in my mind that you are one hillarious and quick
witted woman ! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

I had good material to start with. The OP was funny as hell.


now please excuse me while I check out that vibrator again :-)
Bev

LOL... isn't that precious?

precious indeed......virtually stimulating ! :-P

You know I'm hysterical over here, right?

'Kate's hysterical, Bev is stimulated, I'm scared.
Anyone else?














Oh, wait... , aka Heather Gordon, is a booker for a
network daytime talk show and calls herself as "we".